A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

25 years old. Female. Likes cats and dogs.

[yuriartillery]

bad things shouldn't happen to my friends. i should be the worst thing that happens to my friends

[animeshittalk]

imagine getting this review

[theladyregret]

I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.

[solvicrafts-deactivated20250215]

If I were Monica I'd print this review out and frame it

[tokyomanjihoe]

me forcing myself to do things that make me feel better

[ruinedchildhood]

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

My gut tells me this is AI

[ruinedchildhood]

Well damn.

[homunculus-argument]

This counts as vent art.

[tomatatoro]

[technofeudalism]

[technofeudalism]

[mouth-less]

[vitabreva]

[meangirlnurse]

AI is the future

[refuzz]

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine collecting 100 nicely smooth and evenly sized rocks, picking up paint that sticks to them, writing "unblock me you insolent shrimp" on all of them, and dropping them into random mailboxes in a town you're only visiting and will never return to.

[julianplum]

🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper

[weonsinnombre]

[shineemay]

this is my magnum opus

[memeuplift]

[virtualgirladvance]

shes singing pictures ;_;

[stephaniedola]

this is the video OP is referring to btw, if anyone wants to watch it! its by Benn Jordan and it's really fascinating if you're a birder, an audiophile, or both!

[milanesa42]

wtfffff

[badsciencejokes]

Wanna bone?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

getting fired from my position as the emperor’s food tester because I keep taking too large of bites

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“all clear my liege it appears to be safe”

“it appears to be fucking gone you mean”

[daughter-of-prospero]

Visit Original Link

Volume/headphone warning.

Wanted to try and pay homage to perhaps the best tweet in existence. Any and all credit goes to Patricia Lockwood for the original post and picture. And, of course, to darling, affronted Miette.