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"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

vanguard

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

LMAO

playstationpark

‘Great Hits - Get Down with the Beat’ PlayStation

obscurevideogames

(Enix - 1998)

there was nothing so disappointing today

as discovering that the sort of people who jump up to defend the church of satan on twitter are the same people that say "you can totally be racist against white people!" and "calling somone a bitch isnt misogynist, just like calling someone a bastard doesnt mean they're illegitimate"

... ..like, guys, you are *not* beating the "edgy privileged white teenagers" allegations there

echodolls

Is this ham processed?

Reciting the Prophecy

retrogamingblog2

Pokemon Tree Toppers made by MBKraftStudio

pussyronin-deactivated20260120

yeah im four years on elfstrogen i can commune with the forest pretty well but my ear points are still coming in. One of my buddys is on tuskosterone for becomi an orc

wizardbreasts

3 years spironolactgnome

ohh i am so small and under a mushroom

@endreal

I am a 27 year old electrical engineer who works in a little secret lab in the middle of buttfuck Egypt. For one two month period, the office supply order changed from normal erasers to these, and I will not lie - every time I thought I was alone, I would sneak one out of my desk and eat it. They looked delicious. Tasted mid, but the appearance was so stunning that my brain just kept thinking, surely, the rest were a fluke, but THIS TIME it will taste like fruit and sugar.

Anyway, eventually the order stopped, and I was very worried that somehow, they’d found out that I was eating their erasers. So I kind of casually brought it up to my manager that I was sad that they swapped the erasers out, and he was like “yeah, but I kept eating them so they couldn’t stay.”

honeyglazedbabe

there’s this tweet that was like “y’all fought for marriage equality just to be in open relationships” and i know it’s kinda a joke or whatever but it makes me so sick. young queers are so busy respectability politicking and hating open relationships and polyamory that they’re willing to minimize the real reasons for the marriage equality fight. Like hello??? Think about all the husbands during the aids crisis who couldn’t see their man because the family took over as next of kin or bury him because he had no legal rights as his partner? Think about all the partners who can’t share health benefits, or adopt or file taxes together. Who cares if they fuck other people on the weekend. Legal protections matter despite whatever your feelings on marriage as an institution or the sanctity of monogamy. it still matters. I hateee seeing young people joke about and take for granted things our elders needed.

ashenprincx

also we don't have full marriage equality, partly because poly people can't marry multiple partners lmao

honeyglazedbabe

We don’t even have to go that far, disabled couples often can’t get married or they risk their benefits and government assistance services. So marriage equality isn’t even there for all straights. Marriage equality is a fallacy on a number of levels there’s still lots of work to be done. Including what you mentioned!

batmanisagatewaydrug

On the topic of viscerally unpleasant sex scenes in books, I have never, for a day in my life, stopped thinking about the time Anne Rice used the phrase “moist crevice” in a sex scene. And whatever you think “moist crevice” is describing, no it isn’t.

s.surely there are only like two, maybe three holes that you could describe that way??? what the fuck was she talking about

drjankenstein

boob sweat? that would be a moist crevice during a titty fuck