Having No Gorm, Fully Gormless

[elvencantation]

monument valley stickers from the app store sticker pack

[bugblast]

hello monument valley enjoyers

[floof9766]

I always just called this goober french fry

[annabelle--cane]

thinking about the canaan house "never open a locked door unless you have permission" rule. given how loose that rule turns out to be, in essence just meaning "just don't break down locked doors; if you have the key that is permission in and of itself," dya reckon harrow had "permission" to open the locked tomb? jod didn't intend for there to be more copies of his cells out there, but harrow still (literally) got her hands on em, would that count as permission for this rule?

[peniswizard69]

Nona the Ninth says important things like "even in the cruelest most broken world love can still matter" and "righteous fury is still fury and can be so destructive" and "mass suicide cancelled I forgot there was a dog"

[thalassata]

the colors brothers

[pina-repsi]

inspired by a granada holmes episode where he pulled some shit out of gross muddy water and put his gloves back on immediately. like dude ewww wipe your hands at least

[boviboy]

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diy flowery soundboard

[artbyblastweave]

Easily the most annoying kind of vampire in the world are the ones where you finally corner the fuckers and when you're going in with the stake they start spouting off sociology 101 bullshit to try and weasel out of it. "Oh, no ethical consumption under capitalism," "oh, the rich are the real vampires if you think about it-" yeah, yeah, you ate like fifty homeless people, asshole. Hold still

[dialectrician]

Okay but if you aren't a vegetarian your case against vampires is actually pretty weak.

[artbyblastweave]

I SAID HOLD STILL

[aro-aceattorney]

There is a really funny synergy between two deltarune theories nobody is considering

bonus:

[semiohazard]

have been EXTREMELY attached to the ridiculous krusielle situation at the festival

[arachnidaisy]

i’ve grown quite fond of the magnetlings

[memewhore]

[anxiousbiscuit]

I was talking about Sherlock Holmes with my cool weird 42 year old coworker the other day and he said that he had read other works by ACD but not any Sherlock Holmes. ACD is smiling down from heaven on his one and only true fan.

[maddiesharafian]

A Blacksmith’s Dream

[frogandtoadpdf]

the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line

[lakevida]

[tpwrtrmnky]

the real answer to almost every "does [identity A] belong in [identity B] spaces" question is actually just "these spaces are informal social groups and if you're cool you can hang, don't worry about it"

[tpwrtrmnky]

You can be Homer Simpson at the lesbian bar. It's fine. Don't worry about it.

[lizardlicks]

not without those fire exits I'm not. have fun in your death trap, ladies

[mrsandman42069]