DenNor Disaster

I don't know how it happened, but I've sold my soul to a pair of fictional Nordic idiots. And now, I'm sharing post after post of these idiots for you all to see, and writing story after story with the futile hope that their love can become reality. This blog is mostly DenNor, but my writing may include some other pairings. Find other Hetalia stuff at @aph-honk-kong.

[drowning-in-dennor]

i literally just realised we can pin posts now, so here are the tags i use when posting or reblogging!

all characters, pairings and groups are tagged with #aph [character/pairing/group], eg #aph dennor.

nyotalia characters are tagged with #nyotalia and #nyo [character/pairing/group], eg #nyo denmark.

another colour characters are tagged with #aph another colour and #2p [character/pairing/group], eg #2p finland.

another colour and nyotalia characters are tagged with #2p nyotalia and #2p nyo [character/pairing/group], eg #2p nyo norway.

posts containing sexual acts are tagged #nsfw.

posts containing common triggers are tagged with #trigger warning: [trigger].

posts about different types of fanfic are tagged #aph fanfiction, and some more notable fics have their own tags, such as #aph veraverse, #aph gutters and #aph the danish slaughterhouse.

angsty fanart, fanfics and headcanons are tagged #aph suffering.

all the fanfics i’ve written and published on this blog are tagged #my writing.

i also have a number of ongoing aus that i’m writing on this blog, those being the #finishing school au, #ballet au and #debate team au.

thank you for dropping by, and happy browsing!

[pathodox-deactivated20230703]

GET READY FOR ANOTHER

🔥 SWEDEN SWEDNESDAY 💯

[sunnylolli]

I want everyone who doesn't already know to know that the Danish translation for "Kendom" in the Barbie movie is "Kenmark" and "Kenmarkland"

[sunnylolli]

He’s so Ken-coded

[hws-lceland]

Danmark:]

[hws-lceland]

Ice

[losnordiquitos]

[pvffinsdaisies]

Which slay nordic is superior

Slayomi 🇫🇮

Norslay 🇳🇴

Slayden 🇸🇪

Denslay 🇩🇰

Islaynd 🇮🇸

Voting ended onMay 30, 2023

Note you are voting for which nordic fits slay into their name best. Not your favourite nordic 😡

[spicyicecube33]

Dead fandom? I hardly know her!

HWS Nordic Free digital Zine Interest Check

Ho- ku- o- u FAIBU!!!! Anko.... ರ_ರ೨

Now you may be asking, "Hetalia??? What is this, 2009?" Well my dear tumblr users, fortunately it is not and we have all grown past MOST of our cringe! Obviously not all of it cuz here we are, looking at Hetalia... /j

Anyways, I wanted to get a range of interest of either contributions or a want for a free digital copy of a zine surrounding the Nordics!

This zine is going to be made all in good fun, so anybody is able to participate!

More will be decided about requirements for both writing and art aspects if enough interest is gathered

The deadline for responses for the interest check will be May 12th Midnight EDT

[lumierew]

XII 【Nightingale｜夜莺】

Written by @yuuago · Illustrated by me

From their box seats, Denmark and Norway watched.

Norway watched the stage.

Denmark watched Norway.

Oh, he kept one eye on the show, and applauded in all the right parts. But he had seen Sylfiden performed more times than he could count, and he knew every step, every turn, every delicate jump. What was different now was the company he was keeping.

…

There was no need for pretenses now.

Excerpt from: Chapter XII of -

【Garden of Immortal Children｜神子花园】

[selkiest]

I like my nor with long flowing locks

(My pref names for them btw are magnus and sigurd eat shorts )

[tolyys]

"who will conquer all?"

guess what time it is!! (it's eurovision time)

[drowning-in-dennor]

leggy

[percysart-archive]

study of sweden and finland based on a study of cupid and psyche.

[kleinzarohe]

still love my boy😩

[wanderingdaystar]

There's no end to the fall, There's no love in the end.

[cat-with-a-tie]

‘Why can’t the three of us just be together?’

RIP Kalmar Union (1397–1523)

The meme is from a Taiwanese tv show and is quite popular in the Chinese speaking fandom.

My post-christmas limbo brain is utterly incapable of conveying the nuances of the original so pls let’s just pretend this is as funny as it was in my head, suffice it to say the source material involves cheating, melodrama that would put the best telenovelas to shame and a wildly inappropriate proposal to a threesome.

Also the next line is supposed to be ‘why must we torment each other like this’ which honestly, Denmark, big mood.

[ironicorange-hetalia]

[povvu]