things that go hop in the night

[caluanthes]

KPOP DEMON HUNTERS (2025), dir Maggie Kang and Chris Appelhans

[xnighten]

[calladraws101]

Tired from practice 🫣

[heiibo]

cutest adorable horangi and kkachi

[brandyllyn]

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope.

[oliveksmoked]

Thank you for this joke.

[rythyme]

done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

[rythyme]

THIS POST IS NOW ABOUT THE POPE

[wtf-scientific-papers]

[To Bees or Not to Bees: Greater Honeyguides Sometimes Guide Humans to Animals Other Than Bees, but Likely Not as Punishment]

Lloyd-Jones et al. (2025)

[a-book-of-creatures]

I’m so glad to hear that, I don’t think I’d be able to deal with birds punishing me by sending me to things that are not bees

[a-book-of-creatures]

This is hilarious though

These are all four non-bee destinations - three snakes and a dead galago

Bird takes you on a nice long walk to look at a snake. Great job lil buddy

[vedajuno]

very important note is that the conclusion they draw from this is that the birds sometimes just kind of. forget what it was they actually wanted to show you during the time between seeing it and finding the person

[piedude]

Honeyguide taking you to see a dead galago:

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

Noooooo they retconned Star Wars Jizz

[stopiwanttotalkaboutcheese]

[aethersquid]

The implication that Jizz is just a local name on Tatooine is really funny though because I can imagine Luke huddled around a radio with a bunch of other rebels, hearing a song he likes, and going "oh turn it up I love jizz!" And all the other rebels just turning and staring at him.

[cryptotheism]

[kupalinka6]

‘Cardinals Are Raw-Dogging It!’ CBS Papal Conclave Team Picked The Wrong Time To Roll Out The Youth Slang

The CBS News team covering the Conclave picked an awkward time to roll out some youth slang when they declared that the cardinals will be "r

OH NO ITS REAL AKZJSJSBHS

[helloitsbees]

[tonaciojr92260]

[falsedetective]

i love the conclave. what do you mean the entire world has tv cameras trained on the chimney of an old italian palace waiting for days or weeks until the color of the smoke changes and we find out who’s been elected as the next supreme dictator of catholicism

[falsedetective]

the secret rites have chosen bob, from chicago. impeccable

[niceinchnails]

all timer to me

[qqueenofhades]

Fist fights, ghostly pranks and schism: a brief history of conclaves past

Selecting a new pope has always been an arduous process, but some conclaves seemed to suffer more than others

I think we need to bring whatever the hell was going on at 17th-century conclaves back. Who's with me.

[ymir-me]

This scene is so funny, Cornello orders Rose to shoot the Fullmetal Alchemist and, obviously, she goes to Al and that little bitch, instead of taking the bullets (’cause, y’know, he’s a suit of armor and can’t be killed with a gun), says he’s not him and rats out his own brother. If you don’t love Al, you’re truly missing out

[silverfae15]

The best part is that Ed is equally outraged….he’s like “no shoot me, the non-bulletproof brother”

[captainkirkk]

Thank god House ended 8 years before Covid

A patient would tell House they were taking horse tranquilisers to treat Covid and House would hit them so hard with his cane they'd see god

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexywoman Contest 2025 Final Round

Morticia Addams

Miss Piggy

Voting ended onApr 29, 2025

[tanoraqui]

I have never in my life experienced more real “why must we pit two bad bitches against one another?”

[foone]

I was trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be pope and I found a blog that says he's the perfect example of a catholic priest

[vivian-the-barbarian]

What do you expect? He's a man of the cloth

[ryo0o0o]

Why were you trying to find out if Kermit was eligible to be a catholic priest ?

[foone]

Usual reasons

[epersonae]

Kermit for pope

[rightintheghoulies]

Kermit for pope

[madambellepepper]

Kermit for pope

[winnebagowarri0r]

Kermit for pope

[hyperoperationfractallisation]

Kermit for pope

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

Kermit for Pope

[awhspofjasper]

Kermit for pope

[shark-tranny]

kermit for pope :3

[mahohikaru]

kermit for pope

[spaghettihell]

kermit for pope

[rosey-thorns]

Kermit for pope

[madeline-the-bisexual-samurai]

Kermit for pope :3

[femininefreyanyctophile]

Kermit for pope

[lesbianhouseplant]

Kermit for pope

[kangarooqueen]

Kermit for pope