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opheliabpd

me? i don’t know her

ladiesandlemonade

sheglows

*me taking yet another buzzfeed quiz at 2am* please tell me who i am

ewwhydidievenhavefollowers-deac

Tiddies

philseyerash

A Beautiful Boy Holding A Beautiful Tambourine.

#look @ this boy #....yeah

babyanimalgifs

OH MY GOD

#the BOY #!!!!!!!!!#look @ this BOY

gaylor-moon

peridotsalien

Does anyone have any actual executive dysfunction advice that isn’t stuff like “just do a small task first” or “count to 10 then get up and do the thing” or anything like that?

Like I literally can’t get myself to do ANYTHING so it’s impossible to do any self care steps when I literally can’t start anything like wtf

strangerdarkerbetter

I actually wrote a whole thing about this called How to Live Better With Executive Dysfunction!

Everything I could find about executive dysfunction was aimed at parents of ADHD/autistic children so I did a bunch of research and wrote up a thing aimed at adults with executive dysfunction!

#maybe helpful?

person: you look dead

me: thanks

#its called an #~aesthetic~

muckkles

dwayne “the dwayne” dwayne

christophernolan

#me as hell

chaoticallyprecise

SO in Britain all the swans may belong to the Queen, but lemme tell you about Hamburg:

Hamburg is built around a river, so there’s many many many canals (the 2400+ bridges put Venice and Amsterdam to shame), as well as a fairly sizeable lake (here the smaller section, innit precious):

This means a shittonne of swans

(stay away from the swans) (seriously don’t go sailing on the lake because they WILL chase you). Obvs swans aren’t made for cold weather (p sure they’re all Australian immigrants actually) so Hamburg has an official job position to take care of the issue.

This dude’s name is Olaf Nieß (trying to spell his name on non-German keyboards must be fun):

This guy’s job title is “Schwanenvater”, aka “swan father”, and his job literally consists of getting swans to safety before the winter chill sets in. How does he do this, you wonder? Easy: he goes up to EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SWAN in the city and sticks them in barges. I’m serious:

Look at this dude and his swans

Swans are like Satan’s personal pet and he paddles around with barges full of them like it’s nbd.

I fucking love this guy he’s braver than all of us and deserves some recognition for his absurd line of work.

nrthuldraa

Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy