> Hi I'm Tachanka/Tank/Chank! (I also use sooo many nicknames)
> I'm 20!
> Feeling?: Loved and cherished
> My pronouns are he/him (dont use they/them pronouns for me)
> I am taken, dont flirt with me
> Selectively sharing Hank McCoy gachikoi
> My art acc is @violentclown555
> My coining acc is @soldier-strabismus
> My sys acc is @dark-carnival-sys but sometimes others use this acc, the tag for that is 'system speaks'
> No signoff: Me or Corpse (blurry alter fusion of me and God/Dog)
> 🥾: God/Dog, our Co-Host
> 🦑🥩: Ricky, @ricky-mortis-xox
> THIS ACCOUNT IS NOT FULLY SAFE!!! I reblog triggering content! Unfortunately this is where all my follows and likes come from but if I interact any agere accs/content please know they come from @poorweelamb and to go there for sfw/regression related interactions!
> Heres my strawpage! [potential eyestrain warning]
[Click read more for more info + interests + fandoms + byf + dni]
> I am Finnish + Indigenous Karelian! I also "Live in a field" according to my city slicker fiance
> I speak English, Swedish, some Finnish, and I am miserably failing at learning Karelian
> I'm a transsexual male butch otter, I collect xenos+neos and I'm impla/xum and bordergender!
> I'm Autistic, Schizophrenic, have ADHD, PPD+BPD+DPD, (HC?)DID, (C)PTSD, OCD, and I'm Developmentally, Intellectually and Physically Disabled (abridged ailment list)
> I was raised and still am Asatroende, I am an animist and also sometimes call myself a [norse] pagan.
> I'm nonhuman, physically and spiritually. I have many nonhuman identities but the most important ones are; Undead, Deity (chaos/creation), Shapeshifter, Changeling/Bortbyting (Skogstroll), Canine/Dog, and of course (THE main) Huldra/Rå/Faerie
> ⚠️🔐 + ❌🔪 + 🔆💚 + MAD pride
> My hoarding acc is @mashashoard
> My backup hoarding acc is @mashasotherhoard
> SPECIAL INTERESTS !!!
> X-MEN!!!!!
> TEAM FORTRESS 2!
> SIMS 2! (Mainly Strangetown)
> Art, OC creation and Music (Longest interest)
> Prison / gulag tattoos
> Fanfiction and reading
> Clowns and Juggalos
> Queer vexillology and coining
> Nordic mythology and folklore
> Science and history
> HYPERFIXATIONS !!!
> Tornadoes!!!!!
> Natural disasters and phenomena!
> Slashers + horror movies
> Collage art and fashion
> War and military history
> Folklore, folk music, traditional clothing and dance!
> GUNSSSSS, WEAPONSSSSS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> BYF below
- I will block you if you call me Swedish, even if its a joke. You get two strikes then you're out.
- Disrespect towards my religious beliefs and/or nonhumanity will get you blocked.
- I respect others as long as they respect me.
- I am severely mentally ill and have episodes sometimes (mania-like, psychotic, paranoid, depressive, and misanthropic mainly).
- I hate people who call themselves "misandrists" and I will block those who do, idgaf, 99% of them are just bigots hiding their bigotry by going "well men suck so its fine", I know what you are.
- I reclaim slurs but randomly calling me ones (especially ones targeting my disability/intelligence) will make me violently dislike you
- Racists / Antisemites / Zionisтs / Nazi sympathizers / "Dont See Race" losers / Xenophobes in general
- TERFS / Truscum / Transmeds / Transphobes / Transmisogynists / Transandrophobes / TMA/TME nonsense / Intersexists / Exorsexists / So on so forth
- Reality checkers / Fakeclaimers / Tulpas / Syscourse / Endos (especially the ones who go out of their way to harass other systems for not liking them. I believe endos are very repressed traumagenic systems.)
My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.
Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.
Saw a post along the lines of “trans men are being groomed into the transmanosphere” and had to take a moment to laugh at how much the post read in the exact same way TERFs talk about “young autistic girls being groomed into mutilating themselves.
even if jk rowling wasn’t a bigoted jackass i think i would not associate with harry potter just because of how over-the-top embarrassing the fandom is
and to be clear the idea of “separating the art from the artist” is kinda bullshit because:
1. the artist is still alive and benefitting from you engaging with the art
2. the art is deeply fucking reflective of every single (and there’s so many) way(s) the author is bigoted as fuck.
compare hp lovecraft, who also wrote a bunch of stuff that was obscenely racist. however, hp lovecraft is dead as shit and can’t do anything bad with the money. jk rowling is using your money from harry potter merch to wreck the lives of minorities
also harry potter really just is bigoted in every way possible. i don’t think i can think of a single minority that doesn’t at least have a problematic depiction alluding to them
"I'm gonna acknowledge an experience lots of young trans men and mascs with estogenized breasts go through and consider there's a lot of issues you face regarding estrogenized bodies you don't want including being barred from modifying them for your comfort, but if you tag this with the tag you use to talk about these things I'm gonna kill you and use your money to fund a weapon to genocide a whole group of people- it's ok I can pretend I'm including cis people when I say tme's, I'm bery smart actually"
Actual joke. This is a whole goddamn comedy cast. A mime show. A circus.
disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.
moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.
and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)
if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.
Please y’all!! tetanus is NOT caused by rusty metal. It’s a bacteria found damn near everywhere, and wounds infected with saliva are especially high risk for tetanus infections.
it’s also a common misconception that vampire saliva is antiseptic. Vampires spread that myth on purpose. They also CAN cross running water. Make them bathe and brush their teeth!!!!
all the vampires in the tags saying they won’t do this bc the alcohol will make the skin taste bad are just telling on themselves. talk about a red flag.
comparing your human lover’s body to an inanimate utensil & misreading this as a PSA for the vampire’s safety rather than the human’s. smh vampires continue to be so toxic 🤦🏼♀️
The author must have been eating woodland salad, candied acorns, turnip pie, plum-cakes, bilberry tarts, arrowroot shortbread, and glazed maple shoots, and drinking flagons of October ale and raspberry cordial when they wrote this