☆Starscream, but Drunk

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[transformers-sillyposting]

[doc-knock-out]

@corticalpsychicpatch

[corticalpsychicpatch]

For fucks sake what have I started

[feral-birb-husband]

"The revolution has begun!"

[awkward-tfa-screencaps]

this gives off an unspeakable energy and i’m scared to unleash it to the world

[megatron-has-fallen]

[liaswritesrobots]

so like… do other Decepticons use Soundwave as a diary or is it just Starscream?

[angel-of-love-demon-of-lust-dea]

Megatron: “Dear Diary, today I briefly died and was absolutely SHOCKED that my second in command, Starscream, was going to abandon me!”

Soundwave, on the verge of calling Megatron an idiot:

[scarecrowcoffee]

SOUNDWAVE KILLED A MAN

Thanks to Jessicatheshark for pointing that out

[scarecrowcoffee]

[EDIT: People have pointed out that there are actually two bodies in the first one- One close the screen and another against the blue drums in the back.]

[monsternobility]

…Huh. I never noticed that.

[sparkpulse-blog]

I’m sort of amused at how many people don’t notice this when for me the very first time I saw this that was the moment all my doubt vanished and I knew I liked this new Soundwave.

[starscream7799]

Finally getting the job done I see

[emilion-trans-formers]

-oop

[succubusboyfriend]

the positioning in this shot makes it look like megatron strapped an even BIGGER fusion cannon on top of his first fusion cannon, and to be honest, when i glanced at it at first i didn’t even question it because that’s exactly the sort of shit tfp megatron would do

[starscream7799]

How is it that I’m just now seeing this for the first time

[toxxicpill]

Knock Out: Lord Megatron, sir! You’ll be pleased to know I’ve arranged your voice mails into categories! Megatron: Ah, and what is that? Knock Out: Death threats, calls from Starscream, and calls that are death threats from Starscream

[brandwhorestarscream]

I wonder which one has the most messages

[chills-of-fire]

TFP Soundwave is so overpowered like he's a computer hacking techno genius with the fighting skills of a champion gladiator who can track you down and record everything you do without ever revealing his presence, and he has a helpful little Murder Bird for instant backup whenever he needs it.

Literally the only thing that keeps him from dominating everything is the fact that he just doesn't give a fuck unless ordered to, or Megatron's wellbeing is directly involved.

I absolutely adore him.

[tfwhynoy]

Megatron being a super famous gladiator before starting the war makes me laugh. Like imagine if John Cena started a revolution that eventually destroyed the world.

[candycanemiscreant]

Optimus finally tells a joke

Optimus Prime: Knock knock,

Jack Darby: Who’s there?

Optimus Prime: Optimus.

Jack Darby: Optimus who?

Optimus Prime: Optimus Prime.

Jack Darby:

Optimus Prime:

Jack Darby:

Optimus Prime:

Jack Darby: That’s… that’s true, Optimus.

Optimus Prime: Thank you, Jack.

[roddyprimes-moved-deactivated20]

i open the trunglr. i look at the transforber.

[lobisoma-deactivated20210910]

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ thundercracker ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

[droptimusrhymes]

[ratchet voice] auuooahghptimus

[needs-to-stop-looking-at-valves]

Most people on dating sites:“Dont even TALK to me if you’re not 6ft tall, green eyes and perfect hair.”

Me:“Dont even TALK to me if you you’re not a 20 ft robot with weapons.”

[headcanonsindisguise]

OH LOOK ITS ME

[ohscraptfphcs-deactivated202101]

I feel so called out and I’m not even mad

[robotsandramblings]

imagine if the Dinobots were like cats/dogs, where sometimes in dino mode their tongues stick/hang out of their mouths and they forget they’re hangin’ there

like this:

[liaswritesrobots]

Soundwave doesn’t get paid enough for this shit

[liaswritesrobots]

ok so like… If things were reversed (kinda like Shattered Glass) where the Decepticons were good I think Soundwave would be Raf’s guardian and Breakdown would be Miko’s

[parallelpie]

An idea where an accident makes soundwave and shockwave swap bodies