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I am an entity and I like things and places | 27 | they/them

[prokopetz]

Me: I'm looking for a work of literary cyberpunk that seriously explores the impact of ubiquitous cybernetic enhancement upon bodily autonomy.

Them: I have a work of literary cyberpunk that seriously explores the impact of ubiquitous cybernetic enhancement upon bodily autonomy.

Me: Does it really seriously explore the impact of ubiquitous cybernetic enhancement upon bodily autonomy, or does it employ bodily autonomy as a metaphor for the artist's loss of intellectual freedom under the corporate state?

Them: It definitely seriously explores the impact of ubiquitous cybernetic enhancement upon bodily autonomy.

Me: All right – show me your work of literary cyberpunk that seriously explores the impact of ubiquitous cybernetic enhancement upon bodily autonomy.

Me: *looks inside*

The work: *employs bodily autonomy as a metaphor for the artist's loss of intellectual freedom under the corporate state*

[digital-meat]

this guys always having really specific problems with his nerd books

[prokopetz]

This is actually a pretty widespread problem in cyberpunk media. It's just not one able-bodied people tend to notice because they're accustomed to their media treating disabled people as metaphors for things.

[sybbalb-deactivated20221228]

no one suffers more than girls who are a bit like their fathers

[prokopetz]

It's always wild to find out that an author of transhuman sci-fi is an outspoken transmisogynist. Like, pump the brakes, buddy – you think personhood is mutable but gender is innate?

[appendingfic]

Unknowable cloud of nanobots (born male)

[lawoftheclaw]

Basically i like when theres pillows and blankets

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[tippyturret]

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[ineedatumblrforthisshit]

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[thememedaddy]

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The Scots emptied THREE DIFFERENT BOSTON BARS OF BEER.

Including the Sam Adam's Taproom. Whose only job is to HAVE BEER.

Amazing. Stunning. 10/10

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Also, thank you @crubblessnowglobe for making sure I saw this:

Australians getting fucked up on the good shit in Seattle. Top tier work.

[catasters]

[catsithkelpie]

I cannot describe how much I laughed at this.

Sound is VERY important.

[noknowshame]

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

[fondesmode]

I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[lakevida]

ive got a little secret about the circumstances under which these sentences as well were arranged

[churchyardgrim]

google how to explain to my coworkers that criminals aren’t real and were just made up by Big Prison to sell more racism

[emptyjunior]

This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep

[finalpam8000]

Here’s how the creator confirmed they were Nonbinary, which might just be the best way to confirm any character as Nonbinary.

[slutwater]