*Beyond the Sea on kazoo playing in the distance*

[byjove]

[holographicpikachu]

[hyrude]

[kelanie12]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

*from computer speakers* vsauce, *from suddenly behind you* michael here

[deathwarlock]

*from inside your head* what if you were defenseless

[yaruzu]

[zennistrad]

Hey Nintendo come over here for a second, I just want to talk.

[biotechwitch-deactivated2018122]

[freddieandersen]

the statue in the bottom right is Le génie du mal, carved by guillame geefs to replace a different lucifer (known as either Le génie du mal or L’ange du mal) carved by his younger brother. why did joseph geefs’ lucifer get removed from the cathedral? it was too sexy. the statue was too sexy by far.

st. paul’s cathedral in liége went from one lucifer, whom they called ‘too sublime’ and removed because he was distracting ‘pretty penitent girls,’ to another lucifer, who they’ve left there for 170 years even though he’s so hot that satanists visit the cathedral to meditate in the presence of this Most Sexy Of Lucifers

here’s how i imagine that went down.

liege cathedral: hmm. you know what we need? a nice satan for our church. let’s ask joey geefs

joseph geefs: sculpts this

liege cathedral: no!! too hot!! now we all want to fuck lucifer! we need a different satan. let’s ask… the sexy lucifer sculptor’s BROTHER. yes. willy geefs is older so he definitely doesn’t want to fuck lucifer

guillaume geefs, who DOES want to fuck lucifer, and the only sign of his being older than his brother is that the lucifer he wants to fuck is somewhat older: sculpts this

liege cathedral: shit. well we don’t have any more money for lucifers so i guess we’ll keep this sexy lucifer

mlm, straight girls, and satanists in the vicinity of liege: NICE

[onion-souls]

If we lose WarriorMale, we must place him in the stars as a constellation, to shine down with the heroes and legends

[bluelvyofficial]

[lizawithazed]

the best part is a whole bunch of artists took him up on it so there’s just an entire thread of Grunkle Stan face-punching nazis and it’s beautiful

[transfaer]

Unrelated, but entirely needed.

[0lightsource]

Nsfw Artists: Age of Extinction

[0lightsourced]

I drew this 4 years ago and it’s still relevant

[surprisebitch]

you ended up drawing the prophecy

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[valopiza]

I WANT THE ASTRONAUT LAMP!! 😍😍😍

[tiffanyandlovelylife]

I seriously just bought the rose lamp. So bloody excited. Yay!! 

[payulettee]

I WANT THE LAST ONE!!!

[emma-cottagecore]

@stayhereformy need to get you one 👌💕

[watter-cat]

It looks amazing! I really recommend.

[tracelia]

I got one for my birthday and I love it! You can switch between a normal white moon or an orange harvest moon!

[traossa]

Someone buy me one please

[lerrrac]

I JUST RECEIVE MINE AND I LOVE IT!!!! IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL 😍😍

[slincxa]

i love all of them

[morningbreeze123-deactivated201]

Love the moon lamp. My girlfriend got me one for my birthday & it’s beautiful. Highly recommend it. So pretty & relaxing. It can be the white moon like shown or a harvest orange.

[thabish86]

I want the moon one so bad 😭😭😭❤❤❤

[10toesbambino]

I need all of these

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

[stevieharringtonswife]

[radroach1994-deactivated2019082]

damn it turned the water into 90s anime water

[mahboi]

[retronerdinfinity-deactivated20]

The master of burns Yours Truly

[everythingfox]

Important footage

(Source)

[daydream-magic-deactivated20190]

@heatherwitch

[johncribati]

@why-animals-do-the-thing

[why-animals-do-the-thing]

I love this. It’s a montage of foxes hunting for small prey under the snow. They pinpoint the location of their prey by listening intently, and then dive face-first through feet of snow to snap them up. 

Oh, and the angle they approach their prey at is calibrated to the Earth’s magnetic field, because foxes are extra like that. 

[cat-memes-only]

[catchymemes]

Bedtime cuddles

[1dietcokeinacan]

@deathmetalgirlfriend