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via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

duchessdaisybat

His legs are just.... they're so..... long. Like supermodel long..... What I'm saying here is we need to put Jimothy in some jewels and a dress and send him down the runway. I think this would be to all of our benefits.

victorvondoom

my superman 2025 fanart

paksthestoic

I love the “captain’s log” mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.

hell-alka

"A date in the light of the night city"

соmm for @marcell-arts

shetheyslain

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

isuggestrevolution

good suggestion

fuckyeahchinesefashion

OP: How to create floating Chinese shufa/calligraphy (cr夏末）

rationales

Lady Josephine Montilyet for the wonderful @igari @kotaki — happy birthday!!🌸

bogleech

The christian family in these memes (which are absolutely all over facebook these days) genuinely do always look miserable. Who the fuck is relating to these stock mormon farm cultists. That is a couple who made love only once in pitch darkness with bags on their heads then celebrated the pregnancy with a feast of uncooked potatoes and warm tapwater. The baby seems intrigued though. Maybe only by the bottle of pills??