bastard
heās just a baby please
baby bastard more like
its he..
more bastardous than everā¦.
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@duckalini
bastard
heās just a baby please
baby bastard more like
its he..
more bastardous than everā¦.
be like elle woods °Ėā§ā(ā°āæā°)āā§Ė°
i want you all to know that there is an artist (carmen papalia) who, after he started using a white cane, assembled a 12 foot long white cane and began using it in downtown vancouver. the length of the cane made it functionally useless as a device and the only purpose it served was making him an obstacle for sighted people. dare i say⦠2019 goals
therapist to sighted patient: long cane isnt real and it cant hurt you
carmen papalia:
[id: a dimly lit photo of carmen papalia using his 12 foot ālong caneā piece. he walks casually behind it. the cane takes up the majority of both the photograph and the sidewalk.]
Okay I went to a conference where this guy was a keynote and heās so fucking cool. Heās done a ton of art around disability rights. The twelve-foot cane is really cool, but here are some of my other favourites:
From the series on replacing his cane, this is one where he replaced his cane with a megaphone and would stand at intersections repeatingĀ āI canāt seeā until somebody would stop and help him cross the street
Another cane replacement, this time replacing it with a high school marching band who would change the music depending on if there was something in the way or not.
A museum intervention where he got people at the MET to go through the museum with their eyes closed and experiencing touching things heād gotten permission to touch (the floor in this image) and just exploring a visual art museum blind.
The Blind Field Shuffle, in which he has dozens of people form a conga line behind him with their eyes closed and leads them on a blind tour of the city - literally the blind leading the blind.
Wish I could find a better photo, but this is a museum gallery he curated where the works are almost at floor height, making them accessible to children, little people, and people in wheelchairs, but requiring abled people to bend down or sit on the floor in order to see them properly.
In short, this man is amazing and I love his work.
ā¦ā¦okay, that last one is my absolute favorite
I took part in the blind field shuffle when he was in buffalo and it was incredible
A MOTHER STANDS TALL WATCHING FOR THREATS AS HER NEWBORN CALF STRUGGLES TO STAND UP
I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like itās soo over the top expensive
And like Iām like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.
complete with like ⦠just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails
and this sign which like⦠the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ācoltā. Like imagine being this weird abt gender
with like, a bucket that eventually ārevealedā the gender
But like⦠the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -
itās not a horse themed gender reveal party. Itās a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I canāt even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.
Werewolves are stereotyped as ravenous monsters because the transformations burn so many calories that theyāre essentially starving afterwords. The more ācontrolledā werewolves are just the ones who figured this out and loaded up on calories beforehand, whereas the āwildā ones assume itās part of their wolfish nature to hunt and eat whateverās nearby.
The transformation back burns calories too, but by that point theyāre exhausted from running around in the woods all night, not to mention the physical strain of two transformations. And filthy people showing up at Dennyās in the early morning are assumed to be hungover, so the ravenous beast idea is applied only to the wolf half.
are you suggesting people who eat at dennyās are essentially werewolves
not just essentiallyĀ
fun fact i fucked a werewolf in a dennys bathroom
stop fucking asking me which dennys
wow i love this
One of the truest things Iāve ever heard is that people who say theyāreĀ ābrutally honestā are more interested in the brutality than the honesty.
I call this ātiktoks that would have been vinesā
w h a t s a h a r d b o i l e d e g g
This is so fucking funny he did great
True Blood (2008 ā 2014) Season 01 Episode 05 āSparks Fly Out" Directed by Daniel Minahan
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.
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FUJI water girl saw her chance and took it
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Why Everything You Know About Vikings Is A Lie
True story - There are historical accounts (well, thereās at least one historical account) in which English people whine about how the Norse men bathe so often theyāre able to seduce the local women away from their husbands.
^^^ Yep. Turns out the women were way more into the hot well groomed muscular dudes who liked to smell nice.
*Hot, well groomed men who liked to smell nice and knew their way around sharp objects.
āI just donāt know why you couldnāt marry a local boy sweetie.āĀ
āWhat can I say dad, Hjalmar bathes regularly, smells nice, has shoulders, can wield a sword and can wield his sword ifyaknowwhatImean, and when he comes back from raids likes to shower me in rare gifts from overseas. Look at this necklace! The amber beads came from the lands of the Rus! Also, heās teaching me how to shoot a bow and use a spear because he thinks it might be nice if I could go on raids too someday.ā
reasons that i was going 9 mph over the speed limit today: the lumberjack in the big red chevy truck behind me on this double-lined road was in a hurry and also was using a slightly more powerful bluetooth radio to play his music, but he was using the same frequency that i use, and he was just playing Party In The Usa on repeat, so every time he caught up to me my music started fading out and āi pUT MY HANDS UP THEYāRE PLAYIN MY SONGā started blaring from my speakers and i was justly running for my fucking life
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I JUST KEEP PICTURING SOME POOR SOUL SWEATING AND STARING AT THIS TRUCK IN THEIR REAR VIS MIRROR WITH PARTY IN THE USA PLAYING IS THIS A SCENE FROM AN ACTION MOVIE
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Smug face of a free man