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mutual on my left trying to get pregnant. mutual on my right starts high school next year. and me i have done some of the dishes

destiny2-names

junglejim4322

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

itwashotwestayedinthewater

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

wuggen

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

wuggen

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

fictionvssleep

whyenn-reader

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

hiveswap

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

syrenki

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

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I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

coffeedcait

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

cuppydogshane

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.