shit fuck damn

hi im elliot / he & him / art blog @ dudedrawing

[watcherscrown]

merry christmas all hail shark jesus

[jonbutter]

reblog this to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[jonbutter]

not enough people reblogged this last year we gotta really try this time to have a Happy Wildcat New Year™

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[1o9]

[pixelatedfrog-deactivated202009]

Mother Fucker Unlimited

[lesbofujo]

BIG CHUNGUS

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

It’s Meep! Meep is a bit of a celebrity in the axolotl world. She is believed to have a form of dwarfism and is not significantly overweight, although she looks it especially in this photo.

The owner is a well-known and experienced handler who has four other axolotls that are way more… axolotl shaped lol. But she is healthy, not being overfed or suffering due to poor husbandry.

Actually Cute!

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[kompanie-mutter-deactivated2021]

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

[mrotiski]

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

[kaijuno]

They’re in curgatory (canal purgatory)

[radiantroach]

March: REMOVE THE EVER GIVEN FROM THE SUEZ CANAL

April: PREVENT THE EVER GIVIN FROM LEAVING THE SUEZ CANAL

[geeneelee]

I looked this up and apparently the crew is just stuck there until the damages are paid? This is something that happens to sailors during triad disputes sometimes and they can get stuck for years??? I’m sorry but aren’t they basically holding people ransom?

https://jalopnik.com/crew-of-ever-given-really-dont-want-to-spend-years-stuc-1846730643/amp

Let them off the boat what the fuck

The news cycle may have moved on from the Ever Given, but the Ever Given still hasn’t moved on from its holding spot in the Great Bitter Lak

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope when anime conventions open back up they only allow cosplays of characters with pandemic-appropriate masks so 80% of the people there are dressed like kakashi

[sabertoothwalrus]

walking down hall A to the artist alley and it just looks like

[sabertoothwalrus]

[positivepatton]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but you’re neither lazy nor useless, fatigue is a symptom of your illness(es) and it’s completely reasonable that a fatigued person would struggle with the things you’re struggling with

[lesbianralzarek]

as funny as top/bottom/switch jokes can be, i wanna drill into queer kids heads that those terms are 1) not myers-briggs personality types 2) likely not something you know about yourself if you’re a virgin 3) inherently sexual and therefore 4) not something adults should assign you, even as a joke

[bad-days-are-ok]

[tlirsgender]

I'm sick of being one of the Good Trans People™ I want to start throwing rocks at people who say that shit to me

[tlirsgender]

"It's so cool how you don't make a big deal about pronouns" oh I want to kill you when you misgender me I just don't start shit because I know nobody in this room would back me up

[tlirsgender]

I wish all the cis people using this post as an opportunity to talk about what a good ally they are a very unpleasant death

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dannimatic]

self portrait

[dannimatic]

hang in there guys

[bluesturngold]

i think the biggest takeaway from the pokemon sword and shield discourse is that game freak employees should unionize

[bluesturngold]

[relationshipcrimes]

not to tell people what to do but as someone who’s been in fandom since i was like twelve, i promise that the only good fandom experience involves limiting your friend circle to, like, seven people. when you’re in a city, you don’t make friends with every douchebag on the street. stringently vet the people who are allowed to influence you. in an age of people and companies constantly demanding your attention and energy, your happiness will grow best like flowers in a greenhouse in a terrible city; a contained, curated space allows happiness to flourish. keep it small and don’t be sorry to tell people to stay the fuck out of your greenhouse.

[relationshipcrimes]

you get it

[fandomshavecollided]

Remember this?

Well

It happened

LITTLE JOSH WON!!!!

[marlinspirkhall]

This is like the exact opposite energy of the raid on area 51