Today's Confession

Literally what it says in the title. |~| Any pronouns except she/her || I don't tolerate any amount of shitheadness || this blog is +15

[dudewtheconfessions]

Master post(?? work in progress)

What to expect

~ I will either tell something that I did/ experienced today or the first thing that comes to mind when I get a hold of my phone.

~ Might contain: NSFW, triggering stuff + gtw for weird things

~ Doing this for myself, but every journey is better with company so in case I manage to entertain you, please come alonge^^

~ I cant promise you but one thing, I am an honest creature.

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This blog is both a measured step for the sake of my sanity and a time capsule. It's QR code shall be engraved onto my tomb. I want my beloved friends and enemies to know whom they hated and/or loved.

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• Any pronounce except she/her

• I don't tolerate any amount of shitheadness [LGBTQAI-phobia, racism, ableism, sexysm, bigotry, general toxicity, etc]

• this blog is 15+

[parkchanwoohoo]

“In 1404, King Taejong fell from his horse during a hunting expedition. Embarrassed, looking to his left and right, he commanded, “Do not let the historian find out about this.” To his disappointment, the historian accompanying the hunting party included these words in the annals, in addition to a description of the king’s fall.“

LMFAOOOOOO rip to that guy

[shitacademicswrite]

i thought maybe this was fake, but there’s even a citation!

Taejong Sillok Book 7. 5th year of King Taejong’s Reign (1404), February 8.

[delphinidin4]

Happy 618th anniversary of the day King Taejong fell from his horse!

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Apparently the recorders were really intense about this. We have a record of King Taejong complaining about a recorder who followed him on a hunt in disguise and another who eavesdropped on him behind a screen. No one was allowed to see the records, even the king (one king did and killed five men based on what was written there, after which they took greater care to ensure it would never happen again), and changing the content or disclosing it was a capital punishment. Even when there were rival political factions trying to influence the writers, they wrote down what was a revision and what wasn’t and kept an original version with no revisions in it.

They also made sure to back up their data. They made four copies of it, then when three copies were lost in the Imrim Wars they decided to make five more copies just in case. One copy was destroyed in a rebellion, another was partially damaged in an invasion, and Japan stole one copy during their occupation and moved it to Tokyo University, where it was mostly destroyed in the Kanto Earthquake (47 books remained and were returned to South Korea in 2006). Now the whole thing is digitized, free on the internet, and translated into modern Korean for all to see.

It took centuries of meticulous recorders, justifiably paranoid copiers, absolutely determined historians, and painstaking infrastructure for this joke to be possible. Happy 618th anniversary to the day King Taejong fell from his horse.

[anonymous-ivplay]

Happy 619th anniversary to the day King Taejong fell from his horse!

[bunjywunjy]

happy 620th anniversary of the day a king fell off his horse everybody

[flyingscanian]

happy 621st anniversayr of the day a king fell of his horse

[dudewtheconfessions]

happy 622th anniversayr of the day a king fell of his hoers

[dudewtheconfessions]

Yeah getting pressured into showing my interests (by adults (parents) as 13-14 something) and then being mocked for them propably didn't help on my mental state.

And then being mocked by other adults and my parents just watching and agreeing w their mocking propably didn't help either.

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I wish icould be my mothers dead son, bzt i could never be him

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Every once in a while a random fandom appears on my dashboard and it just refuses to leave. And to be honest I usually just accept my fate and go with it.

Like, yeah, I have no idea who this green haired blorbo with pigtails is, but the fandom loves them with their yaoi obsession. And you know what? So do I.

[dudewtheconfessions]

It happened again!!!

Aaaand it is stuck. In fact it got to a point it became a whole ass hyperfixation.

[dudewtheconfessions]

It happened again!!! (Pt 2)

It's Game Changers (???) this time.

I have not heard of this, I have not seen this before, I have 0 ideas what this is.

It is very appealing however. Unfortunately I am currently hyperfixating hard so this will be queued in my mind for a bit.

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What the hell is past life smp???

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Oh my god I have buck teeth

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Crew socks with silly patterns are the hill i'm going to die on.

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Sheesh

I think I almost fell for propaganda and sold 14 years and probably the ability to face myself in the mirror for my government

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I hate making these stupid fucking life altering decisions.

Why the fuck do I have to know where I want to be in 14 years when I'm only 18???

That's almost my whole lifespan so far.

And why does everybody keep talking about the choice I take as if it was their fucking business??? Like, I don't mind their opinions, I really don't but why do they have to act as of I'm personally insulting them with my actions.

Like, bitch, it's already very difficult to me, why do you have to make it even harder?

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I fucking deserve this last this last cig

He fucking raped my feet

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Ahh yeah, my two comfort movies,,

Nimona and Scream

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Bitch, hold up,, wait a secccc

I think I found my killer queen

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Using my old phone to play spicy games on was the best idea of my day

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Yesterday a friend of mine asked me to tell the gender of the dead rat they found.

I couldn't decide so I obviously went to miss duckduckgo for help. I put 'rat penis' into the search engine, like the genius I am.

I got furry porn. I don't know what I was expecting.

[dudewtheconfessions]

Every morning I wake up with a song stuck in my head. Sometimes it's a leftover of my dream, sometimes it's only related to it and sometimes it's utterly random.

Usually I love it, they are if not funny, then funky at least. However they can be terrifying too.

Some months ago I dreamt of a nightmare. I was being stabbed over and over again by an emotionless statue. I couldn't move or breathe. It's face was morphing into my loved ones face's

I woke up to 'the red means I love you', and it was uncomfortably loud too.

[dudewtheconfessions]

What do you mean there is something called Elvis verse on tumblr??

What do you mean i only found out about it 3 mins ago??

What do you mean—???

[dudewtheconfessions]

Every once in a while a random fandom appears on my dashboard and it just refuses to leave. And to be honest I usually just accept my fate and go with it.

Like, yeah, I have no idea who this green haired blorbo with pigtails is, but the fandom loves them with their yaoi obsession. And you know what? So do I.

[dudewtheconfessions]

It happened again!!!

Aaaand it is stuck. In fact it got to a point it became a whole ass hyperfixation.

[dudewtheconfessions]

It happened again!!! (Pt 2)

It's Game Changers (???) this time.

I have not heard of this, I have not seen this before, I have 0 ideas what this is.

It is very appealing however. Unfortunately I am currently hyperfixating hard so this will be queued in my mind for a bit.