D*NG GOOD MEME

My name is Dylan 29, but you can call me double you double you double you dot tumblr dot com slash blog slash duhlan slash

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

[outofcontextgarf]

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[hotvampireadjacent]

[parakavka]

なつポょ🐶 on X: “子犬の機嫌が悪い #柴犬 #柴犬を崇めよ #これから朝んぽ https://t.co/1Jt3C99Onb” / X

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[lokaror]

i eat your grandads clothes

[flyingsquidzeez]

Macklemoth

[that-one-support]

No one cared who I was until I put on the cage

[pretentious-ravioli]

[baambastic]

The Author’s Barely Disguised Desire to Dom Man Ray apparently

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[victusinveritas]

[black-crested-jaybird]

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

[37q]

[antisocial-transfag]

tags by nothorses

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[abkvs]

futbol torture nexus

[everydaymalakia]

[catgirl-kaiju]

uh oh! the villainous Dr. Frown has stolen all of the smiles from Happy City! we need the aid of Gigglegirl to put a stop to his reign of terror! :(

[catgirl-kaiju]

okay, so, we were expecting Gigglegirl to just, like, cheer up the citizens of Happy City to return our smiles. we did not expect her to do that to Dr. Frown. our deep and sincere condolences to the Frown family

[trans-ralsei]

[moldavite]

people use "sensitive" like it's an insult. i'm sorry for spending my whole life giving a fuck i guess