Duke Nitro

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[pizzaback]

i hate the take that people on tumblr are all shut ins who are like kink posers because all they do is kinkpost and don’t go to the fetish club to practice Real Kink. first of all a lot of people on tumblr who kinkpost do practice kink offline they just don’t act haughty and weirdly gatekeepy online about it. secondly there’s a lot of people on here who through a variety of uncontrollable circumstances simply do not have an offline social life and posting online is how they express their sexuality and being weird to them is actually kind of shitty. and lastly i’m not going to get eaten by a dragon or fuck a slime girl in real life. that’s just not feasible.

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I seem to have accidentally stumbled onto Indeed For Creatures

[killersandqueens]

Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?

[boydykedevo]

Mixed reviews

[hobgoblinhero]

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

[hobgoblinhero]

Boys who up smacking they rat?

[redstonedust]

love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

[mousenemy]

[meschkinnes]

Portrait of an unidentified woman standing outdoors wearing a blouse with exaggerated sleeves, 1896

[vortigone]

fuck with me

[fleshdyk3]

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

[ahotknife]

she kills me

[thecutpriceguignol]

men's wrestling promos are so fucking horny it's hysterical. They will be shirtless, dickprint out, glistening, yelling "I'm going to TOP this man in the RING. I'm going to TAKE his ASS and leave his body QUIVERING. I'm going to FIST this man to a PROSTATE ORGASM" and then the commentators are just like "fighting words from the champ there"

[thegirlwiththemooglehat]

Yeah

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[tomorrowsdrama]

Sometimes Chinese Netizens are very funny 😂

[aflo]

[theonion]

[caspercryptid]

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

[caspercryptid]

If someone is doing things that don't make Sense, try to understand that it is entirely possible that their brain is probably under an enormous weight and fracturing under the pressure. People who have been stabbed will sometimes talk a circle around the fact that they've been stabbed because stress and shock prevent you from recognizing the distress you are in and what you need to do to seek help for it. PTSD will do this also. You will find yourself repeatedly jamming a bag of frozen fruit into the same spot in the freezer where it doesn't fit and keeps falling, over and over and over, focused on nothing but that bag. You will decide that a beanbag chair is 10000% necessary to your life. You will lose your entire shit because you stubbed your toe on a table and that means the whole setup of your furniture is wrong. These are largely harmless examples. People under strain will also hurt themselves and others. Cornered animals bite. And it doesn't heal the bite to go "Hey, are you okay?" But it might get you to an animal that stops biting, so you can start to heal. And before you had an animal that bit, you probably had an animal that kept doing shit you didn't understand as stress signals

[karrakazz]

everyone is meeting me in the grotto

[karrakazz]

[robothell]

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

[paper-mario-wiki]

there was a cloud shaped like lois griffin in 1344 china and everyone recognized her immediately