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Hi I’m Hailey 🇨🇦

[sovietnam]

[dyrdeer]

Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala

[dyrdeer]

like what do these words mean 😭

[dyrdeer]

what the fuck is happening

[mousegard]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

[galaxywarp]

ok

[bloggirl69]

[smegmafactory4ever]

She's correct and should say it

[aropride]

[wokeuplaughing]

wait... you're thinking about gay sex and killing yourself again aren't you

[fatcowboys]

i am a simple guy. i like something. i watch it again. i watch it again. i watch it ag

[tryworks]

what they dont tell you about growing up as a very lonely little girl is that you grow up and still a part of you remains that very lonely little girl

[angelontramadol]

[serving-bundt]

Guy named jeff: yeah i can Jeffinitely help you with that

[junglejim4322]

Spencers is the funniest store ever they really put 25% of an off brand hot topic in the front of a sex toy dungeon and then called it a day

[thememedaddy]

[disgruntled-foreign-patriarch]

Hence the invention of the Porch

[pillarofawesome]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[throathole]

Brushing your teeth in the shower feels so fucking good you can get as sloppy as you want in there

[throathole]

this is how it feels to go toothpaste crazy in the shower

[thundercloudsedan]

Excuse me - chubby housekeeper here speaking from the heart of every person that has ever cleaned a shower. Have fun scrubbing the toothpaste gunk off your shower walls you absolute cretin. Say goodbye to your caulk/grout. Forget the original color of the tiling it's gone forever because it got tired of being scrubbed at. Have fun buying your shower curtains ten years supply at a time.

I bet you love the squidge of toothpaste between your toes on a sweaty summer morning, you creature.

[throathole]

Say goodbye to your cock?

[depsidase]

[hungwy]

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

[fox-sama97]

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

[hungwy]

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre