i just don’t know dude

if I was god, I’ll still be an atheist bc I don’t believe in myself

[doesephs]

win for traumatised individuals! local eldritch horror is here to rip it all out free of charge

[em-the-wizard-draws]

Ok wait why is this the most jaw dropping gorgeous amazing stunning gorgeous jon art i ever did see

[secretlyhuntokar]

[chickendoodle-soup]

silly little doodle of jon squished into martins chest, per the request of my friend who wanted me to draw "jon squishing his face into martins big naturals"

[keyntac]

hehe

[mortal-kingss]

crush that brittle archivist stat

[themaidenofwords]

Jon: Wow look at all of these Freaks and Weirdos in these statements. Good thing that I'm unlike them and always logical and intelligent.

Also Jon: Supplemental-- I am in the walls.

[erins-quinn]

I love your sydcarmy fic recs. Do you have any new or recent ones you've been loving?

😈 (tysm for giving me a reason to make another fic rec list on this fine afternoon)

I’ve got a couple! as we near the end of the hiatus it’s been a little slow but we still got gold for days in that tag! here’s a small bit that’s been amazing lately:

General Audiences

Bubbles by Amiera (@amieraisposting)

Teen and Up

like the color when the spring is born by emilybrontay (@emilybrontay) (single parent AU)

Be My Secondhand by sashafiercer (@sashafiercest) (soulmate AU)

a curious token (would the talkers be talking?) by puzzlepuppy (me 🤙🏽)

Hide and Seek by oxymercuration

the mark of a lover is patience through time by 924inlegend

you put me on (and said I was your favorite by novelsandnoodles (@youkindofblowmeaway)

Bear Cubs (Part One) by mila_milax (@milamilamilax)

Mature

Summer Breeze (Makes Me Feel Fine) by shewalksoverme (@shewalksoverm3)

soul meets body by turbulenthandholding (@turbulenthandholding) (soulmate AU)

I Don’t Sleep, I Dream by anxietycroissant (@anxietycroissant)

Explicit

Blue by Anonymous

Good Things by IsletsOfLangerhans

Warmest Part of the Winter by OysterKnife (@purposechef)

Those Innocent Eyes by Ceselle1024 (@ambeauty)

a soft place to land by flantattoo

as always whether or not you are on this list as a writer, you’re fucking baller, I love you, and I hope you never stop 💛

[hardstoplucas1]

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

[robb-the-reaver]

This is genuinely frightening

[bordermatecrinkles-deactivated2]

You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

[thethirdcircle]

It Follows (2014)

[batter-sempai]

I remember reading somewhere that there’s a fine line between comedy and horror, this video crossed that fine line like 10 times.

[zylev-blog]

Corror

[despazito]

they need to track her down to voice power in the chainsaw man english dub i’m not settling for anything less

[minotaurfemme]

[only-tiktoks]

[nicetomeetmew]

No, but you don't understand how brilliant this actually is. He rewrote the song with some misheard lyrics in partnership with Specsavers because he's been experiencing hearing loss and needs to get hearing aids and wanted to raise awareness for hearing loss and the stigma around hearing aids. Like. My man. I love you.

[godlessondheimite]

there is not one name on this list that isn’t a lifetime achievement of fucking

[so-much-for-subtlety]

This guy fucked.

[adamsmasher]

"sexually conflicted" he doesn't seem conflicted about it at all

[clevermanka]

glorious tag thank you @howdidyouallgetinmyroom​

[beartnie]

please stop drawing ernie and bert kissing and shit they’re literally preschoolers. it’s creepy and weird.

Buddy I don’t know how to tell you this but:

1. Preschoolers don’t own apartments by themselves

2. Bert has a TWIN BROTHER with a CHILD

3. Take it up with the official German version of the show. They’ve done it way more than I ever have.

[thesexiestselkie]

Am I high is this a real post I'm seeing

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#okay but to be fair elmo is three years old and clearly lives alone so idk#maybe some people think all of the sesame street characters are preschoolers#they're very obviously gay tho like there's no doubt about that

Social services have utterly failed Elmo

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

call his pussy british the way that I’m innit

[lilithinmymind]

It's canon in my head I don't care what people say 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

[through-a-historic-lens]

Man and his dog with matching hats early 1930′s, Maine.

[lastromeo]

[ID: black and white picture of an old man wearing a large flat cap. Next to him, sitting on its hind legs is a white fluffy dog also wearing a large flat cap. Behind them are trees. End ID]

[nervoussquidward]

[ceebee-eebee]

#dr henry wu is very handsome and did his job extremely well#its not his fault his job was science being abused by capitalistic hubris#he did in fact make some bomb ass dinosaurs just like he was hired to do#maybe get better security for your murder monsters

[aquilacalvitium]

As an ex-animal welfare student I should watch the jurassic parks films and list every animal welfare violation I can find

Off the top of my head, the Indomunus Rex exhibit in Jurassic World is severely lacking in space, a human-sized entrance-exit, and a double-door system. All of those are very basic things every enclosure needs.

Not to mention the electric fence failure in Jurassic Park one. The fence had no backup power source and it was literally the only thing separating the dinosaurs from the visitors. At least use fences that can't be ripped through by a t-rex's teeth like scissors through paper. And add a freaking ditch, that's such a normal thing in zoos.

The Jurassic Park franchise has never been a warning about bringing dinosaurs back, it was a warning about following basic fucking zoo and animal welfare guidelines.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this bitch empty, TWEET

[adobsonartworks]

Have any of you heard of the Harvard MIT Pigeon Prank?

An MIT student dressed in a black-and-white striped shirt went to the Harvard football stadium every day of one summer, blowing a whistle while scattering breadcrumbs or birdseed to coax neighborhood pigeons down onto the field. At Harvard’s opening game of the season, upon the referee’s first whistle, it’s said that hundreds of pigeons descended onto the field, causing a half-hour delay. 

[randomfandomteacher]

Ah yes, classical conditioning put to good use