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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul:

Cinder: Do I have to do everything myself?

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Cinder: *escapes prison*

Kai: *secretly proud* Yeah Torin I know we have to find her

Kai: *under his breath* SAIK

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*Kai watching the news*

Reporter: Cinder has escaped prison and she’s currently on the run...

Kai: YES that’s my girlfriend everyone!! Never let them find you Cinder

Reporter:...with Cadet Charswell Thorne, a worldwide known criminal...

Kai: naha she better get her ass over here because she ain’t spending another minute with that jerk!!

Kai: *screaming* TORIN GET OVER HERE WE HAVE IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF!!

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Cress: Thorne you’re so-

Thorne: no. I’m a worthless, selfish piece of shit.

Cress: but-

Thorne: no cress. I’m not a good guy. I don’t deserve you..

Cress: I was gonna say annoying but sure

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Officer: what are your names?

Winter: don’t tell him, Scarlet

Officer: so you’re Scarlet

Scarlet: good job Winter

Officer: and this is winter. Great.

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What if Disney did a remake of Cinderella but made it based on Cinder instead....

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Kai: for the last time I’m not in love with Cinder

Torin: *sneezes*

Torin: sorry I’m allergic to bullshit

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Marissa Meyer: there is going to be a tlc movie...

Me: and I’m gonna be in it

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Thorne: Do you really think Cress loves me?

Jacin: absolutely not pack you bags get out of here and never come back

Thorne: But she told me that-

Jacin: No no no she’s lying do everyone a favour and fuck off

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*June and Day walking down the street*

Day: *stops and goes down on one knee*

June: OMG

Day: June, can you wait for me while I tie my shoe?

June: I hate you

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Ten in firstlife, trying to decide between Myriad and Troika

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Boys: girls only want expensive things these days!

Me: propose to me with a paperclip ring please

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Normal teenagers: I want iPhone 11 pro and AirPods for Christmas

Me: I want books, a existing everlife fandom and a tlc movie

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Me: *gets a tumblr account*

TLC fans: cinder is cheese god

Me: wtf is going on

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“It is not weakness to open your heart. It does not make you less of a man to ask for help. To turn to someone when you’re vulnerable. To need a shoulder to cry on. You don’t have to bear the weight of anything by yourself. Do you understand me? I know what it’s like to be forced to go it alone. I never want you to feel that way.”

- Daniel Altan Wing aka the keeper of my heart

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It took me 5 years.... 5 YEARS!!! to get that ya books means young adult books. I’m running for dumbest b*tch of the decade...