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[guerrillatech]

[spillthejuice-deactivated202207]

This is revolutionary

[werewolbachia]

the older I get the more dog I become

[werewolbachia]

obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job… losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk

[werewolbachia]

TERRIFIED of the doorbell

[catchaspark]

According to Know Your Meme, on August 18th, 2005, Erwin Beekveld brought forth this work into the world. HAPPY TEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY, THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD.

[timefortigers]

sheds a single tear

[catchaspark]

every august 18th my notifications break and i go, fuck, tumblr has failed me once again, but it hasn’t. it hasn’t failed me. it’s just the taking the hobbits to isengard-iversary. happy 12 years

[blazing-orchids]

a very important holiday amongst my people

[princessnijireiki]

FIFTEEN YEARS BABY

[twinklestarss]

Cr Cast pre-stream

[guerrillatech]

[stream]

So you know how you love me because you haven’t had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That’s because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.

[kuttithevangu]

Sea shanties are all the same anyway they just go

The queen can get fucked and so can the captain

To die while I’m drunk is all that I’m askin

Away, boys, away

My girl is at home and shes not even pretty

But lie me to sleep and I’ll dream of her titty

Way haul away

[july-19th-club]

[composerinprogress]

Hey now, you’re an all star

listen to what I orchestrated

SoundCloud

[architectofimagination]

THIS IS FUKING AMAZING WHY CANT I SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE I WANNA SHOW IT TO EVERYONE. LITERAL GOOSEBUMPS

[eltrolodecadadia]

[zekthesans]

composer IN progress????

NO, YOU ARE READY FOR THE WORLD. IN FACT, THE WORLD IS NOT READY FOR YOU

[catchymemes]

Ty Lee, Azula and Mai visualized

[baggytrousers27]

[bixbiboom]

[neil-gaiman]

Hi Mr. Gaiman! I recently started reading Stardust (meaning i picked it up earlier today) and i was wondering if you were in any way inspired by Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones? I just noticed how they feature the same poem, and the way you write the chapter titles is similar. If so, that makes me all the more excited to read it, as Howl's Moving Castle is one of my favorite childhood books

I love Howl's Moving Castle. Diana and I had compared notes on how much we liked (and disagreed with) John Donne's A Song before she wrote HMC. HMC was her reply to that poem, Stardust was mine.

[manny-jacinto]

Ewan McGregor + movies where there is ‘Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend’

[casismybestfriend]

[galacticjonah]

I’d like to report a murder?? 

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Various characters from Critical Role

[kimabutch]

I’m sorry, I can’t come into work today. I didn’t get a long rest and god gave me a point of exhaustion. All my skill checks are at disadvantage.

[orteil42]

that period in the mid-20th century where the middle class suddenly had access to unprecedented food variety but no idea what to do with it and ended up inventing hundreds of doomed dishes like lime cheese jello salad or ham and banana hollandaise is thematically akin to the cambrian explosion

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

The end of this post punched me in the face but you’re not wrong

[bogleech]

A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I don’t know what dingus made up one day that they’re just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid

[go-lurk]

witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers

[professorsparklepants]

What about warlocks?

[anonymousalchemist]

[deep, deep, deep sigh] 

magic sugar babies 

[skywardkonahriks-deactivated202]

What about Druids?

[spirit-of-science]

Magical horse girls

[abigaillazaar]

Dark greetings of the night to all the members of the Vampiric Council, from all the continents, gathered here together on… Staten Island. O-On Staten Island.