oh shit

[ruinedchildhood]

[plasticcflower]

Speaks volumes!

[ruinedchildhood]

Full Video: Mobbed by Raccoons

[awwcutepets]

Gladiatorial Match circa 347 AD (Colorized)

[hclark70]

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

[donnasweettttttttt]

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

[steveyockey]

[everythingfox]

Building a home for a toadlet

(via)

[cuntwarehouse]

me: hmmn isn’t that enclosure kinda small? i mean it’s a toad right, it can’t be that sma-

[faggottt]

[funnytwittertweets]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

logging off zoom like

[ruinedchildhood]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the kids arent supposed to go in the cubbies unless they really need something but these 2 girls were sitting in there lookin mischievous so i go to investigate & theyre huddled around this like magnadoodle where one of them is writing “PISS” in big ass letters

[moveslikekeithrichards]

artistic rendition

[toastbutteregg]

[myloveissubliminal]

[electric-tentacles]

[quinnfabrayapologist]

[eatpizzas]

[intelligentdrumandbass-deactiva]

i love being sober and talking to drunk people at parties cause i asked a guy “if you were a wizard what kind of spells would you cast” and i know he wasnt lying when he said “summon creatures”

[toney-starks]

[shinobi-bacon]

Fated battle.

[beyhive4ever]

“what are we doing?”

[no]

They both know they got too much money to be blowing bubbles