[nyanbakudan]

kirby has another message for you!

[gnatsattack]

My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.

[meshugenist]

nintendo paid for this post

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

blizzard payed for that reply

[hollowtones]

I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)

[sorryfortheraybans-deactivated2]

did it taste good?

[hollowtones]

it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow 

[dicksmasher]

reblog for a good lunch tomorrow

[luigiappreciation-tobedeleted]

Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!

[foppish-crow]

 I eat cereal with water

[luigiappreciation-tobedeleted]

[mxwormie]

sleepy on main

[cuntissimo]

absolutely fatigued on main

[alwayslively05]

Fucking exhausted on main

[ightham]

if tumblr shuts down feel free to follow me down into my cellar, i have some delicious wines and meads down there id like my mutuals to try.

[fakeboygamer]

haters will see you orbit and say “he can’t reach escape velocity”

[tigerator]

i’m about to get banned from this splatoon discord because i can’t resist fucking with this dude who’s getting pissy over capitalising the G in goku

[tigerator]

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[turbro]

[sumersprkl]

Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?

My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours

Me: Understandable, have a nice day

[jigglypuffsvevo]

i’ve probably aged 4 years this year

[mysillycomics]

once you realize that you can draw anything and everything you start living the dream

[kouha]

Hey guys I just got the job I wanted with a strong possibility of becoming a keyholder within the next few months but in order to complete the onboarding process and officially get the job I need my license and I have to renew mine because it’s from out of state. That’s 50 dollars and I only have 4 dollars in my bank. Please if anyone can donate so I can get this job I’d really appreciate it. I tried to ask family for help but they basically told me to go fuck myself so

Pls reblog if u can

https://www.paypal.me/watershield

[kouha]

still not sure of the start date for my new job but the pay is biweekly and my car insurance (115 dollars) goes through in a week and i have 15 bucks in my bank account. please reblog this i need my car to get to work

[kouha]

i start my job Nov 2nd so that means I won’t have my pay check until the 16th. please reblog i need 115 bucks by the 9th to pay this bill!!!

[kouha]

still need help as of 10/31, please reblog if i dont make this bill ill have to pay the 115 + a fee for letting my car insurance drop off. i have the absolute legal minimum of insurance

[kouha]

the notes have stopped and i havent gotten any closer to the goal. pls help signal boost this if u can. anything helps. i cant handle being over 100 dollars in the negatives right now

[snorlaxatives]

me: *clicks on the notes of a post to see funny comments*

porn bots in the notes: do you want to fuck her? DO IT, h00k up with Naughty Chicks tonight!, LICK SANDRA’S PUSSY

me: *closes notes*

[mysillycomics]

[hotvampireadjacent]

wow what a great app !

[snoopingasusualisee]

garfield is a serval and jon should be in jail for illegally owning an exotic animal

[himejoshikomaeda]

jon should be in jail for more than just that

[sailorbrazil]

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[c0nt8ct-deactivated20211225]

If you like socialism so much, move to Lazytown and see how much you actually like it. Fucking idiot.