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My parents HATE overwatch because it takes up our entire wifi whenever my brother goes online and when I bought myself the new Zelda my mom was like “can I watch Netflix? or are you playing” and I was like no, no don’t worry it doesn’t take up internet. and she was so relieved and started walking towards the TV in her room and I was like “you want to watch it out here? I can switch to the handheld mode” and she was so impressed that she could watch Master Chef next to me while I played my game. Nintendo is truly the family system.
nintendo paid for this post
blizzard payed for that reply
I paid for my lunch today (one of sandwich, meat ball sub)
did it taste good?
it was very good. thank you for asking :) i hope you have a good lunch tomorrow
reblog for a good lunch tomorrow
Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!
I eat cereal with water
sleepy on main
absolutely fatigued on main
Fucking exhausted on main
if tumblr shuts down feel free to follow me down into my cellar, i have some delicious wines and meads down there id like my mutuals to try.
haters will see you orbit and say “he can’t reach escape velocity”
i’m about to get banned from this splatoon discord because i can’t resist fucking with this dude who’s getting pissy over capitalising the G in goku
Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?
My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours
Me: Understandable, have a nice day
i’ve probably aged 4 years this year
once you realize that you can draw anything and everything you start living the dream
Hey guys I just got the job I wanted with a strong possibility of becoming a keyholder within the next few months but in order to complete the onboarding process and officially get the job I need my license and I have to renew mine because it’s from out of state. That’s 50 dollars and I only have 4 dollars in my bank. Please if anyone can donate so I can get this job I’d really appreciate it. I tried to ask family for help but they basically told me to go fuck myself so
Pls reblog if u can
https://www.paypal.me/watershield
still not sure of the start date for my new job but the pay is biweekly and my car insurance (115 dollars) goes through in a week and i have 15 bucks in my bank account. please reblog this i need my car to get to work
i start my job Nov 2nd so that means I won’t have my pay check until the 16th. please reblog i need 115 bucks by the 9th to pay this bill!!!
still need help as of 10/31, please reblog if i dont make this bill ill have to pay the 115 + a fee for letting my car insurance drop off. i have the absolute legal minimum of insurance
the notes have stopped and i havent gotten any closer to the goal. pls help signal boost this if u can. anything helps. i cant handle being over 100 dollars in the negatives right now
me: *clicks on the notes of a post to see funny comments*
porn bots in the notes: do you want to fuck her? DO IT, h00k up with Naughty Chicks tonight!, LICK SANDRA’S PUSSY
me: *closes notes*
wow what a great app !
garfield is a serval and jon should be in jail for illegally owning an exotic animal
jon should be in jail for more than just that
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If you like socialism so much, move to Lazytown and see how much you actually like it. Fucking idiot.