Dumpster Guru

Alex-22-Pansexual-Gender Queer Stoner-Otaku-Trash •ask me anything•

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

I can’t stop laughing at this

[es-peons-deactivated20181114]

A READ

[mrdsc1010]

[glitchedpuppet]

[elodieunderglass]

… and the bit that gets me is when they DON’T EVEN FOLLOW ME and it’s like … YOU ARE A COMPLETE STRANGER WHO BROKE INTO MY KITCHEN TO COMPLAIN THAT YOU DON’T LIKE MY KITCHEN HOW DID THAT SERIES OF DECISIONS GET PAST HR

[toastbutteregg]

IM SCREAMING THIS IS AMAZING I WANT ONE

[wokespice-deactivated20180421]

[gothicprep]

[sleepbby]

direct action 😂😂😂

[somethingfangirly]

The fuck is an influencer?

[emeraldmercury]

Social media personalities

[switch-up-snowfox]

@somethingfangirly​ logan and jake paul are influencers. that’s about all you need to know.

[dangerbooze]

Yo, remember that one YT/Instagram chick that tried to get a free hotel room? Lemme find that…

From the influencer:

And from the hotel:

[whimsicalethnographies]

Did she…did she try to imply that UNIVERSAL ORLANDO is doing well because SHE worked with THEM?

[gahdamnpunk]

Dunked on by a dictionary 😭😭

[lifehackproductions]

[iused-tolove-her]

Omg duh why have I never thought of this

[eli0tknight-deactivated20181203]

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

[shaelit]

[kingcheddarxvii]

“Not all men” I say, “there is but one who is purely good.” But which man am I referring to? In Iceland, deep in the woods and the snow, there lives a lad raised by wolves who feasts upon sunbeams and loves all of nature, unburdened by man’s sins. Tenderly, he strokes a hungry squirrel, sharing with her the last acorns of the autumn harvest. A tear rolls down his cheek. Who is he

[pencey]

frank asks the real questions

[frnko-mars]

the follow up is just as good

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[snorlaxatives]

[alexander]

god I want a bf so bad, like I just want someone smart n cute to makeout with

[alexander]

nvm guys are cancelled

[gar-dev-oirs-deactivated2018111]

just say you jacked off and go

[alexander]

[wellbutrinboy]

not being able to identify ur own emotions be like. i’m in a mood. a moody mood. the kind of mood that feels…. moody

[zimbarzimbar]

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

[frevin]

i went to the aquarium the other day and this middle aged woman touching the sting rays kept saying they feel like pasta