Ultimately, You Have To Be Brave @dunnoidcbye - Tumblr Blog

one day I woke up and realised all the waiting and yearning was actually me living my life and it’s happening right now and it’s still good even if it’s not perfect and there is no moment when all your dreams get fulfilled and everything makes sense. like… this is it. this is life. you’ll waste away your youth waiting for some imagined future if you don’t love life for what it is now and make the most of it

kitschens

Comic by @shhhitsfine

phillip-bankss

hello mr. banks my brother and i constantly say "me making poop" every time we see a lindt bag so i made him a sticker and i thought u would like to see it

I love to see it... thank you.. this is my real legacy: making people associate the lindt choclatier with my 'me making poop' tweet

phillip-bankss

pouring my scaldimg hot leftover deep fry oil down the sink drain but I have a sink dog

phillip-bankss

your "me making poop" tweet from 2019 is making rounds on tiktok rn, like it's a whole trend. all the rage. saw a dude dressed as the lindt man with the caption "Me making poop ❤️" and 3 other Lindt Poop jokes today alone. your influence and impact on the internet is so interesting

me making influence

phillip-bankss

check this one out

I nuked a lot of media posts from my twitter when I was able to get in it again so idek if its still up but there was an inverted negative version of him i posted where it said 'me making pee' back when that meme was.. happening

english-history-trip

... the Lord is testing me.

(Specifically, the Getty Museum shop is testing me)

thedepartmentofdiscoveries-deac

unichrome

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

aeoliantectrix

this gets funnier the longer ago this was

ardri-na-bpiteog

no matter how normalised it gets I will die on the hill that it is rude to record strangers in public without their consent

thedeliaishere

spiritualist whose mad at you: you're going to hell

materialist whose mad at you: you're going to reeducation

agnostic whose mad at you: no one know where you're going

crobtank

martial artist whose made at you: i'm going to attack you

velvetys

I was too scared to watch edward scissorhands has a kid but I thought about how could a woman go through pregnancy with a fetus growing metal scissors hands it took years of theorizing, still without watching the movie, to even think that maybe he wasn’t born with scissor hands

duncebento

maybe women are stronger than you think

velvetys

Sorry listening and learning here

shencomix

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sorems-art

Mii chanel pastel oil

draconym

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

draconym

orcboxer

Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them