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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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@dustymoths
How Bert snapped
Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”
Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”
these puppets are more real than real people
Can you hear me sobbing
Omfg who made this where is this from???
Folks someone just made the most amazing thing I've seen in ages
the eye pinning when they're excited???? sent me
Idk I wouldn't call those guys terrifying but do they need to be that? Well maybe in this scene but generally. These are birbs
I can't stress this enough: as someone who regularly gets attacked by a bird the way the raptors attack the children in this scene, yes, this is actually terrifying
(I love my caique but I would never, ever, ever recommend caiques as pets to the vast majority of human beings)
The number of people who are afraid of even a 10lb bird (my peafowl, sure, but my turkeys.... Canada geese....), I feel like a 6ft tall predatory bird with teeth and grasping claws would uhhhh actually be terrifying to a lot of people. Especially if you add on the clear intelligence, and the ability to coordinate/cooperate to hunt in a pack. Cool to look at but the idea of facing them down in person? I'm NOT afraid of most birds, but I would NOT want to face down one of these. Adding to the aesthetic changes, the fact that their movements are a little more fluid and birdlike on screen in this, it makes it feel way more like I'm watching a real animal, which makes it harder to remember it's not as you're watching.
Exactly exactly exactly!!!!! The tweaks to the movements make them seem so real, so much more real than the original work (nevermind JW et al)
visual gags that are well made and smart
Maybe this is a bold statement and this wasn't even one of my favorite cartoons back then but there's honestly been very little television animation as alive and involved as Ed Edd and Eddie either before or since. John K's era of Ren & Stimpy still gets upheld by some of animation fandom as the most cartoonest cartoon ever cartooned but it's like stiff yogi bear tier animation when compared to any single minute of Eds.
@basicallyedd !!
I understand that most of your calls can be resolved by telling the dumbass on the other end to plug it in properly, or maybe turn something off and back on again. But I, an advanced dumbass, have already tried that and I'm afraid it's worse than either of us thought going into this.
Once had an IT guy tell me the only possible explanation was a localised black hole under my desk disrupting the space time continuum, and I've always been obscurely proud of having an error that severe, even though it definitely wasn't me creating localised gravitational anomalies
I once had a computer problem so weird that it was escalated through like 4 different tiers of Apple Care until I was on the phone with this incredibly earnest guy who told me [in the thickest Eastern European accent imaginable]: "Oh my God... This is so strange... Haha!! Oh my God!!! Charlie, I will tell you, I have never encountered anything like this in my seven years of working here! All my days are spent usually helping people with stupid nonsense, but Charlie, you have brought me a PUZZLE! You have brought me a GIFT! I am FASCINATED! Now, I am going to get my manager, but Charlie, I PROMISE you. I PROMISE YOU, I will be back soon. PLEASE, Charlie, stay with me, and I PROMISE I will return to you and my manager and I will take care of you. OK?" and yes thank you i did tear up
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024
this post has a very specific day you CANNOT reblog it on Jan. 1st 2025
Styracosaurus
I am not taking a risk
Not risking it pals
U know what I want potato of luck
Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.
he has no idea what he’s doing
Middle Earth Travel Posters - Created by Beverly Arce
Prints available at Gallery Nucleus. You can follow the artist on Instagram.
"a joy to have in class" aka This Child Will Not Be Diagnosed for at least Eight Years
lil matt damon SNAPPED
He looks exactly like Matt Damon
the finger points 😭😭
Him and this gif have the same energy
He dragged him for not listening lmao
The guy in the corner has the face of a man who has witnessed a murder and is absolutely loving it
That teacher is working so hard to keep his cool but I am a teacher, I speak teacher, and that man is having the best day of his entire career
This is the kind of shit teachers sign up for.
Dudes enjoying a kid taking the class serious all prepared for a full on combat discussion.
If you’re teaching that topic and a student walkes in with a full prepared diss track you’re secretly hyped as fuck.
Full video. His name is Christopher Justice!
CHRISTOPHER JUSTICE INDEED
Oh man I always thought this was like a class debate where they were given sides or something, but no. This man brought out this fuckin book report because those kids were honestly defending the confederate flag and he wasn’t having it. You go, little man
Breath of the Wild’s sequel is officially titled “Tears of the Kingdom”, releases May 12th, 2023
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SNF4M_v7wc
"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"
"non-binary."
"huh? wha? what'd i say?"
"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."
"right. non-byrony."
"oh my god"
"ginger's gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she's so excited!"
"she'll get to make signs... chant slogans..."
"you sound kind of jealous, lin."
"well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom."
"pee flag!!"
"gene."
"...kids, are any of you non-binary?"
"i respond to both 'attaboy' and 'you go, girl!'"
"i'm whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys."
I feel like there are probably too many people just scrolling past this so let’s go through everything that’s going on here.
1. With Roger’s voice actor standing off camera, Bob Hoskins acts into empty air and frantically sawing at his handcuff, continually looking up and down at different visual marks of various depths. Look at the slow pan up of his eyes in gif 4, and then the quick shift to his side. Think about how, on set, he was looking at nothing.
2. Starting in gif 2, The box must be made to stop shaking, either by concealed crew member, mechanism, or Hoskins own dextrousness, as he is doing all of the things mentioned in point 1.
3. In all gifs, Roger’s handcuff has to be made to move appropriately through a hidden mechanism. (If you watch the 4th gif closely you can see the split second where it is replaced by an animated facsimile of the actual handcuff, but just for barely a second.)
4. The crew voluntarily (we know this because it is now a common internal phrase at Disney for putting in extra work for small but significant reward) decided to make Roger bump the lamp and give the entire scene a constantly moving light source that had to be matched between the on set footage and Roger. This was for two reasons, A) Robert Zemeckis thought it would be funnier, and B) one of the key techniques the crew employed to make the audience instinctually accept that Toons coexisted with the live action environment was constant interaction with it. This is why, other than comedy, Roger is so dang clumsy. Instead of isolating Toons from real objects to make it easier for themselves, the production went out of its way to make Toons interact more with the live action set than even real actors necessarily would, in order to subtly, constantly remind the audience that they have real palpable presence. You can watch the whole scene here, just to see how few shots there are of Roger where he doesn’t interact with a real object.
The crew and animators did all of this with hand drawn cell animation without computerized special effects. 1988, we were still five years out from Jurassic Park, the first movie to make the leap from fully physical creature effects to seamlessly integrating realistic computer generated images with live action footage. Roger’s shadows weren’t done with CGI. Hoskin’s sightlines were not digitally altered. Wires controlling the handcuff were not removed in post.
Who fucking Framed Roger fucking Rabbit, folks. The greatest trick is when people don’t realize you’re tricking them at all.
This movie will be studied and analyzed and revered and worshipped for generations because, not only of the ground breaking techniques they used to make the magic happen but, for those of us that grew up with Bugs Bunny and Tom and Jerry, for 2 hours we were able to believe that they all really existed.
This is one if the LAST great movies that was ever made.
Let’s also not forget that writing. “Only when it was funny” isn’t just hilarious, it’s great comedy theory. It lampshades the joke, but also serves to remind the viewer that Toons have a separate set of physical laws they adhere to, mostly revolving around comedic value. Roger cannot remove his hand from the cuffs… until it’d get a laugh from an audience.
Everything about this movie, EVERYTHING about it, is so finely crafted. I could wax lyrical about it for days.
Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar
no.
Did you just DeWalt my fucking white