CJ

ramblings of the average | 21 :)

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[super-unpredictable98]

@mrprettywhenhecries

[dustyshelves]

I will never get use to driving

humans were NOT meant to control massive metal vehicles !!

like WHAT do you MEAN BRO??

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I'm watching cm rn and it's fucking criminal how attractive this cast is. How am I meant to concentrate when they're all being so smart and sexy???

like my god, pls hold still while I jump your bones (consenually ofc)

[ceriseangels]

when spencer asks diana why she didn’t have another kid and she says ‘why mess with perfection’

[dustyshelves]

Same.

[frankiebirds]

i love this line and this scene in general so much. they're trying to figure out what "hour be none" means and reid walks in and gives the answer (with some mostly unnecessary but endearing additional info) and elle responds so affectionately. i really loved their dynamic, however you view it.

bonus (cropped from the next shot):

[dustyshelves]

I love them and I miss them

[youbutstupid]

Elle Greenaway’s past experience meant that she was often a voice for female victims where they didn’t have one in the short time that she was on the show. She cared so much about the dignity of the women around her and making sure that they felt safe and it kills me that the valuable insight that she had was tossed away after one season

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Just realised that Thomas Gibson AKA Aaron Hotchner AKA the love of my life is also Chip Motherfucking Rockefeller from the 2000's hit movie 'The Flinstones in Viva Rock Vegas'

Like ... Holy Shit??

My life will never be the same

[dustyshelves]

Currently watching my way through Criminal Minds for the first time ever and oh mY GOD

How tf is everyone in this show so goddamn attractive ??

I'm in love

[dustyshelves]

space looks lonely.. lemme give it a hug

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where are you bitches getting your comfy ass looking sweaters and cardigans???

like, I wanna be a cute ass little grandpa cottage core girl but I can only find bornign ass sweaters!!!

pls reveal your secrets!!

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everytime I crawl into my cosy bed I feel ✨️spiders on my legs✨️ and promptly get heart palpitations 😝😘🥰

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I've only just recently started watching criminal minds and I'm so VIOLENTLY in love with mgg wtf??

I knew there was a reason I was in love with this dude as a kid

[dustyshelves]

I am but a pendulum oscillating between the state of ready to be fucked and stay the fuCk awAy from me pls

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I crave to have the audacity and tenacity of a 12 year old online

you wanna post a selfie with both the angles and skills of a 60 year old discovering Facebook for the first time AND have a minecraft parody playing in the background??? You do it!!

You wanna post a grwm in your messy room and lighting worse than being in an actual cave system???

two words:

Fuck!!!

and

Yeah!!!

they are freedom

[dustyshelves]

the way it would be OvER for you bitches if I could just rub two braincells together

but alas, my brain is just a humble lavalamp

yours sincerely,

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my brain

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that moment when you're watching a show or a movie for the first time and that gut wrenching realisation that you're never going to be able to watch it for the first time again sets in

it's devastating man

to save me from these emotions lmao

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I finally bit the bullet and watched Hamilton a month ago and oh mY gOD. What crack was Lin-Manuel on??? Why is it so good??

Why did I deprive myself of this for so long??? Why did I wait (wait, wait, wait) to experience this????

I have not been able to listen to anything other than this soundtrack since watching it, nothing else scratches my brain in the right way. Thank you Lin but also wtf??? (in a good way)

so good