DutchGoober

Did you drink your water today??

[free-my-mindd]

[kingbedlam]

[dutchgoober]

"What's the matter, tiny? Ya can't say 'please~'?"

"DROP IT!! ...Please?🥺"

"Too late! Hahaha! I'm miffed!"

[s7arcr0sser]

what if

uni-mind scars

[dutchgoober]

[dutchgoober]

Dumb rain, jumping them like that.

Although, I don't think Booster is complaining. 🤭

[mrsthunderkin]

I like my men horrified and appalled

[mrsthunderkin]

Sometimes an inconvenience can turn into an opportunity

Part 51>>>Part 53???

Beginning

[mrsthunderkin]

When the glasses come off you know he's serious serious

Its great to be back! OooOOPh this hiatus was just what the doctor ordered! I'm feeling refreshed and ready to go!

Part 50>>> Part 52

Beginning

[greyskullz]

Red Flags 🚩 oc x canon

Audio: Red Flags by Tom Cardy ft. Montaigne

[prettyponyprincess-prancespiety]

This deserves not to rot on a Reddit comment section

[only-cat-memes]

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

[teaboot]

One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.

The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.

Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.

I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.

Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.

"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."

"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."

"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"

Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off

[s7arcr0sser]

a buzz and cats compilation

[thoodleoo]

the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"

[kamenriderhamo]

shouldve called his ass hilarious

[jentucker]

"At that time they say that the Emperor Honorius in Ravenna received the message from one of the eunuchs, evidently a keeper of the poultry, that Rome had perished. And he cried out and said, 'And yet it has just eaten from my hands!' For he had a very large cock, Rome by name; and the eunuch comprehending his words said that it was the city of Rome which had perished at the hands of Alaric, and the emperor with a sigh of relief answered quickly: 'But I thought that my fowl Rome had perished.' So great, they say, was the folly with which this emperor was possessed."

—Procopius, The Vandalic War (III.2.25–26)

[homeofhousechickens]

[candyheartedchy]

Warming up.

[fictionadventurer]

I dream of a Toy Story movie where Buzz meets other toys based on the Buzz Lightyear of Star Command series. He's got a whole supporting cast just like Woody does! You can't tell me that a Mira Nova doll wouldn't be a fantastic character--the fact that Jessie's already a character would just give them the chance to develop two women with different personalities. XR can be wisecracking comic relief. Booster would be a lovable bumbler like Rex. They could fit in here!

[hjaerta]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...