[oilpainting3-deactivated2017010]

Adidas stands for after dinner I done a shit

Backwards it means straight after desert I did another

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

if you have a problem with soup dont block me, message me so we can discuss meeting up so i can mash you into paste

[forgottenbones]

[antiandrogen]

im losing my mind

[valynnetine]

stuffed animal: *has fur covering its eyes*

me: *gently fixes it*

me: you can See

[sixpenceee]

The horror art of Boris Grogh. 

[plantwitch]

this is just how i say goodbye at this point

[bigfatwitchbitch]

wow it’s really cute that a meme based on a mistake that I’ve apologized for a million times that happened almost TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO is still being used to humiliate me

I even reversed the curse and like nobody even noticed

[oleskyfm]

THE WOMB WIZARD LIVES

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

HELLO?????

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

YOU CAN GIVE BIRTH NOW

[apotheophany]

I made a clean template of this meme if anyone is interested

[casual-space-plant]

I didn’t even register this as a template, I thought it was just a existential meme

[programmerhumour]

The Cooler

[coluring]

god gave me a second chance

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

Seen at a gas station in Missouri

[xenosagaepisodeone]

Guy Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hee Hee Hee I Am A Silly Mouse :)

Girl Mouse in this car dealership I’m in: Hey Peebrain, Would you fuck me? Would you fuck a rodent? Would you perform an affront to God for curvaceous rat pussy?

[anamcaramia]

They’re not allowed to have bikini babes at car shows anymore so Kia just has a bunch of cardboard cutouts of sexy mouse women standing around the cars and the worst part is it works

[volcainist]

im on the floor

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

tumblr should have a feature where if you use words like “gaslighting” “dissociation” and “intrusive thoughts” in a post you have to take a quiz before you post it that proves that you actually know what they mean

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

me at my english teacher when they tell me i used a word incorrectly in an essay

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it has

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it had been revealed to me…

[mercumar-blog]

bananas are technically berries but strawberries aren’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I am going to shove you down a fucking garbage chute

[lesbianshepard]

bro no fucking way was that it

[lesbianshepard]

bro was that the whole fucking episode?

[lesbianshepard]

BRO THAT WAS THE WHOLE FUCKING SERIES

[duzzzt]

Dinosaurs, Season 4 - Episode 7, “Changing Nature” (Colourized)

[allthecanadianpolitics]

New Heinz condiment Mayochup has an unfortunate translation in Cree

‘We the Cree people are laughing about it because of what it means in our language,’ says Grand Chief Jonathan Solomon

After a run in the U.S., Kraft Heinz introduced Mayochup, a combination of mayonnaise and ketchup mixed in a single bottle, to Canadian consumers earlier this month.

The name seems pretty logical—though some would argue ketchonnaise would be better—but in certain Cree dialects it comes off as less than appealing.

To some, Mayochup can translate to “shitfaced” or “shit is on my face”.

Originally tweeted by CBC radio host Waubgeshig Rice, Grand Chief Jonathan Solomon of the Mushkegowuk council in Northern Ontario first pointed out the translation mishap.

“We the Cree people are laughing about it because of what it means in our language,” he told the National Post in an email. “It’s kinda funny when you think about it. If I ate it and have some on my face, than I [am] Mayuchup/Shitface.”

Arden Ogg, the director of the Cree Literacy Network, said the translation can vary in every dialect, but mayo has a strong resemblance to the Cree word mêyi, which means excrement.

“Certainly the first part refers to excrement or feces, all across the Cree language continuum, which is going to get uproarious laughter,” she said.

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