[urie]

well you cant expect sidney crosby to be putting up noah juulsen numbers

[lestot]

TK to P*rker W*therson: "Wother you're the worst fucking player on the team! Yeah, you're such a loser!" | 12.01.25

[listenitried]

Vladdy: [TK]’s our big dog

TK:

[narrativeenjoyer69]

pam from da office voice: they're the same picture

[novahazard24]

get your medals everyone

[omegaversereloaded]

southern american politicians will be like "m'name's buck bingo and i'm a hard worker...... just like y'all" and he's an private school + ivy league educated guy actually named buckley beaumont carlisle who was born into a family who owned slaves and still profits from it to this day. and people eat that shit up.

[omegaversereloaded]

last night i went on a crazy wikidive lol

[omegaversereloaded]

i was going to ask what other versions of this exist in other countries lmao

[redstonedust]

may be a hot take but i think the fact minors can access 18+ content by just clicking a button that says 'yes im totally over 18 trust me' is like. totally fine tbh. its a non-issue. i dont care if curious teenagers are looking at porn. they've been doing that for as long as porn has existed. id rather teens explore their sexuality through images on the internet than rush into real life experiences when they're not ready for it yknow. the UK is trying to put stricter age verification in place (which in turn is becoming an online privacy nightmare) and like. for what. who is it helping. why is this a problem.

[bealittleimprobable]

People panic about "But what if kids pick up bad ideas from it???"

When I was a kid, Power Rangers got banned at school because we all thought it was incredibly cool and kept trying to kick each other in the head. No-one bothered explaining "Those are trained actors and it's all practiced, they don't *actually* hurt each other, and you're not good at that yet", they just banned it.

So we went to the park after school and read Kim's smuggled copy of the Power Rangers magazine and kicked each other in the head there instead.

(This is a metaphor, but it's also literally true. So much kicking in the head.)

God forbid parents actually talk to their teenagers.

[amuseoffyre]

One day, people will realise prohibition doesn't work, it just makes people develop new skills to get around it.

[ineffable-rohese]

One day, people will also learn that giving kids the tools to know what to do when they encounter something that makes them uncomfortable or that they don't understand is far more important and effective than trying to prevent them from seeing those things at all. Education above prohibition.

[depsidase]

[quasi-normalcy]

also note how readily transphobia acts as a Trojan horse for rolling back all women's rights

[gaywill-deactivated20260129]

if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out

[doubleca5t]

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

[resplendent-chungus]

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

[liones-s]

AI has made the internet so much less fun. I don't want to question whether a photo of a bunny is real. I don't want to worry about someone making a deepfake just because I posted a pic with my friends. I want to read a recipe and know that the photo is a real cake they made. Yes I know I need to touch grass but also I think I should be allowed to interact online without second-guessing whether someone fabricated every image for personal gain

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

classmate made a harry potter reference within earshot and i saw this menu appear in front of me

[drukhari]

Hate the stomach's occasional tendency to respond to hunger with nausea. Like babygirl you are NOT helping your case right now by threatening to push the emergency "eject all food now" button!!!

[chimaeracrew]

Hold on...

Zoom in...

Honestly my reactions too

[talahui]

ej's stories | 1.11.2026

[noodles-07]

everything I hate about ai and love about wikipedia on one image

[dollcoil]

can you do this thing for me pleeeaassse i cant do it (sees you doing it slower and less effectively than me) i can do it actually could you maybe move out of the way

[swordsmans]

HERES TO A SUCCESSFUL 1992!!!