Discombobulate

Ephemeral, intangible, and soon forgotten

[deanscasanova]

How I get my summer body:

1) Bone of the father, unwillingly given 

2) Flesh of the servant, willingly sacrificed 

3) Blood of the enemy, forcefully taken 

[aviself]

*gently headbutts u in the shoulder to show affection*

[lesbiugh]

*absentmindedly pats your entire face to acknowledge affection received*

[01feb-deactivated20161122]

how do i get over someone who i never dated

[inscendo]

“and we didn’t talk after that” is probably the saddest thing to say

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I love the sims because I love architecture, interior design, and playing god

[just-writer-problems-deactivate]

that’s it

that’s the book

[just-shower-thoughts]

There’s no way that EVERYBODY was Kung Fu fighting.

[1-800kanye]

me: goes to see someones blog

me: actually u kno what nvm

[otherwindow]

[apolkadotnerd]

“You’d look a lot better if you didn’t wear glasses.”

yeah well you’d look a lot better if I wasn’t wearing my glasses either bye

[heylistencosplay-deactivated201]

SOMEONE GET SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN

[acrylicalchemy]

Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.

Frida Kahlo   (via sweetlilacs)

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

[beautyloveandsociety]

this hurt.

[lobovoraz17]

this hurt deep

[dvhkn]

if you play with my hair until i fall asleep i will fall in love with you

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Valentino resort 2016 fabric details

[st4ysane-deactivated20140522]

[theagonyofdefeat]

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

what

[twisteddoodles]

How to respond to the question ‘Are they twins?’. 

[enbypolice]

Adding from my brother: “You see it too??”

[lesbiantiope]

“Triplets, actually. I’m the third.”