Taking Over the World Several Fictional Characters at a Time

Exploding your pancakes with our uber autism rn DID System account, but mainly posting fandom and oc stuff

[comfymoth]

my sopping wet beast :(

well, i guess if no one else is going to translate primate grooming behaviors into hair washing i’ll just have to do it myself

[dyingdisrespectfully]

Love when people acknowledge that they are MONKEYS

[enriquemzn262]

[transgenderer]

what the fuck

[argumate]

sweet, might base an agricultural civilisation on this river, hope it behaves itself

[theaudientvoid]

[argumate]

might just fuck around and find out

[andmaybegayer]

Diversity win! This river has ADHD

[crazy-pages]

Nile: You would not believe how long term you have to mismanage agriculture on my banks to start experiencing soil depletion. I will always be here for you Egypt.

Huang He: *kicks in the door* FUCK YOUR DYNASTY IT'S FAMINE TIME!!!

[theprofessional-amateur]

I took two semesters of Chinese history in college. The first thing the professor started with was “getting to know the rivers, Yangtze and the Yellow Rivers. You need to know them because they will play very important roles in the history of China. The Yangtze has been crucial to trade, movement, culture and more. The Yellow river, the Yellow River can’t be trusted as you will repeatedly see.”

[theprofessional-amateur]

If you got stuck on a question during a test or whatever you could start with “the Yellow river jumped the banks causing instability and chaos that quickly spread” and would be correct more times than you would be incorrect.

[im-adrienne-deactivated20260216]

I love geographical chats when it completely devolves into dragging a landform.

[kittiesarecuter]

[fishtrouts]

Always a good time to burn down yet another village!

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[dyingdisrespectfully]

We love supportive parenting

[koujaaku]

Qi Rong fully recovers and Guzi grows up big and strong and ascends to godhood! Qi Rong often visits the heavens to complain about everything and everyone he sees, but it’s really just a thinly-veiled excuse to check up on his son. 💚

Note: I’m not insinuating Qi Rong is short, I just imagine Guzi grows up to be extremely tall. 😂 Also he put in a special request to have robes that match his dad’s color scheme.

[dyingdisrespectfully]

Qi Rong complaining to adult Guzi about everyone else and bragging to everyone else about Guzi REAL!!

[popqorn]

the vibe whenever qi rong rolls up to the function

[dyingdisrespectfully]

What everyone is thinking when they feel that slimy green aura behind them

[kirstenly]

Reddit user Duan_Meiqi posted an exploitable image, asking which characters were wearing which shirts. I haven't drawn something so fast in a while lmao.

[dyingdisrespectfully]

That's it, those are the characters

[crimson-chains]

Xie Lian is very patient, but, even that has its limits! XD

[dyingdisrespectfully]

One of my favorite scenes fs, love watching Qi Rong lose. Also watching Qi Rong win, it never lasts long. Such a loser <3

[maedre13]

TGCF is a comedy, actually

[dyingdisrespectfully]

He Xuan did that for the mission... yeah... the long con, yk.. sometimes you just have to be a woman for a day

[fukurodowlni]

tgcf as shitposts vol. 8

[dyingdisrespectfully]

Beefleaf...

[cucmberbro]

funniest mxtx ships:

gongyi xiao (ew a snake kill it) x zhuzhi lang (ew a huan hua palace disciple kill it)

lang qianqiu (wants to be an anime protagonist so fucking bad) x qi rong (wants to be an anime antagonist so fucking bad)

nie huisang ("oopsie dasies" to a terrible incident) x jiang cheng (FUCK [minor inconvenience])

[dyingdisrespectfully]

Haven't read the other mxtx series' yet, but when it comes to tgcf... Lang Qianqiu and Qi Rong are way higher up in my metaphorical ship tier list than i expected.

[fukurodowlni]

tgcf as shitposts vol. 11

[dyingdisrespectfully]

Loving these

[kyuhudraws]

Green Ghost + Son

[ID: TGCF fanart of Qi Rong and Guzi. The first is a collection of art.

Guzi sobs and wails, "Daaad please don't eat that!" Qi Rong, holding a severed arm, sweats, "Y-you can't tell me what to do..."

Qi Rong smugly holds a sleeping Guzi and smirks, "What is it...? Jealous because this ancestor has a son... and you don't? (Hee hee)."

A young Qi Rong dressed in green robes goes, "Cousin Crown Prince! Waah so cool!"

The second piece shows Guzi as a young man dressed in green-accented robes and wearing Qi Rong's lantern at his waist. He's labeled as a disciple at the Palace of Tai Hua who tends to talk to his lantern (which others find slightly weird) and who regularly sneaks out to collect more remnants of his Dad's soul. Qi Rong's lantern emits censored yelling, and Guzi says, "Ah, calm down, Dad... Please." End ID]

described by @/nebulations

[dyingdisrespectfully]

Why is Qi Rong, of ALL characters, on the brain? We may never know. Recently became obsessed with TGCF and it is now the problem of all 5 of my followers

[sky300024]

(ŐдŐ๑) They held a small concert🐰🍑

[blood-and-foam]

[complete-clownery]

Monkeys in Soul eater what????

I apologize, but I have so many hcs but so little will to live so I'm not going to explain them, but I'll add a Google doc later with my thoughts about this thing

[dyingdisrespectfully]

RAAHHHH the interests combine (soul resonance but within me)

[museidesu-benz-deactivated20250]

omg you can make it look different :0

[aeturnum-mendacacium]

To be a true batman fan you must simultaneously believe that batman is a middle aged man loser with mental issues, an eldritch monstrosity who is human in all the long suffering torturous wrong ways, and an cunt-serving diva with a face card so lethal it's a partial reason for inter-galaxy peace.