[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[alliekills]

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

[alliekills]

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[papayajuan2019]

does anyone want to borrow my essence. i haven't really been using it lately

[avoidbeing]

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

[old-flesh]

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

[grimeclown]

Cmon man

[spltlvlhous]

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[strawberry-crocodile]

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

[strawberry-crocodile]

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[lyraeon]

who taught you that suffering in silence was noble, and how would you shutting up have benefited them?

[lyraeon]

this also counts for all those times you kept your mouth shut and didn't complain because you were being polite, and people would gladly have changed things if you had just asked. your suffering was not noble. you do not get a cookie for it, you do not get a tally mark next to your soul's score for grinning and bearing it. your suffering serves no purpose. break free of it. you deserve comfort.

[stuckinapril]

[kushblazer666]

[icebku]

@official-michigan-posts

[official-michigan-posts]

Holy Shit

[yellow-cat]

hey sorry for being so snappish earlier i was in a bad mood. and im still in a bad mood so can you fuck off

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[dykecinema]

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.