Snorri the Miserable

..................yarg

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[maja-paja]

[infertilityidol]

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

out of the frying pan, into a soft paper towel on a plate to dry and cool.

[ruknowhere]

This note was written by a child who was listening in on a bunch of artists discussing art and life.

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[vampfuneralpyre]

[minecraft]

psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate

[exponentialequations]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[anarqueeen]

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

[anarqueeen]

Normal sized fidget toy

[paparoach]

And you may tell yourself "this is not my tomodachi life"

[bewbin]

if you are a normal sized human being who overdrafts at the bank youd have to pay a fee or fine but if your a giant you'd pay a fo or fum

[bewbin]