K/DA Simp

[afreakingmilkshake]

losing my mind over this

[guerrillatech]

[esoomris]

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

[kedreeva]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[toskarin]

you've gotta have friends who are older than you, not because you're a dumb kid, but because you'll be terrified of growing up otherwise

[toskarin]

being the oldest person you allow yourself to know will eat holes in your brain and you'll start saying weird stuff

[agentgingergold]

Get a hobby that is intergenerational.  The friendships with people much older and much younger than you will mean that wisdom and ideas are shared among many and not isolated among the few.  

[noelle-ism]

being 5'7" is so fucked. AND i'm a top. i suffer more than you could ever know.

[cromerholt]

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her pussy 🧝‍♀️

[noelle-ism]

uhm.... girls only have cocks around these parts, friend

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

Doing shadow of the colossus shit to HIS pussy

[noelle-ism]

sorry im a lesbian

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

doing shadow of the colossus shit to her penis?

[noelle-ism]

well if youre unsure i can take over for you

[anophelei]

collecting lizards to boost my stamina and climbing the tower to do shadow of the colossus shit to her 17th secret penis

[noelle-ism]

i think the concept of the post is starting to escape us

[cromerholt]

nothing escapes from me

[liarsblade]

"I love freaks and weirdos and strange people and people who don't conform and behave oddly because they can't mask all their symptoms and-" you guys genuinely can't even handle it when an anxious person uses a script in a conversation

[liarsblade]

Look guys if you're constantly derogatorily talking about "people who stutter while ordering food"/"people who are too scared to talk to the barista" as if they are a group of morally or mentally deficient persons then I simply do not believe you when you reblog posts about normalizing people who stim, who talk to themselves in public, who don't talk at all. Sorry!

[knuckle]

"i love the hypothetical person who can't mask and also feels no anxiety about it and developed no related trauma that makes them avoidant and also laughs when i make fun of someone who can't make a phone call"

[animentality]

[animentality]

[dragoncarrion]

Fucking hate ai bitches this shit is poisoning my search results just like that tumblr baby crow post fuck y'all for real

[fleshdyke]

LITERALLY LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP. IS SHE NOT GOOD WNOUGH FOR YOU

[zoreta]

The baby males will practice their tail display with little hatchling feathers! They also get 'top knots' which will develop into adult crests!

(source)

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

[4x01]

saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

[petrichara]

Mother and baby viewing Van Gogh's Madame Roulin and Her Baby at the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston, US. By the Boston Herald

I’m not sure how to look at art by Lynda Barry

[escuerzoresucitado]

[no-terfs-no-swerfs-no-fascists]

If you asked the people of Ur which of their countrymen would be remembered and often referenced by the world 4000 years later, I bet not one said "That shady merchant, Ea-nāṣir."

[dancinbutterfly]

Can I tell you? This makes me feel so much when I have to throw shit away. A well loved pin. A favorite shirt that I dont wear as much anymore. A magazine I enjoyed by can't hold onto because it's taking up space. A button I got at a festival or a figure I don't have room for. The empty shampoo bottle that made my hair smell good or the plastic bag that my chips came in that I so enjoyed.

I know that that whatever this thing is will go to landfill and I think to my object that I feel guilty about throwing away: In exchange for your service, I'm entering you into the Antiquity Lottery. There's a non-zero chance that in 200, 500, 1000 years? Someone who cares how the peasants of Turn Of The Millennium lived will find you in the mountains of our trash they have built their cities on top of venerate you bested on your age alone. Safe travels. Tell them about me. Tell them that my hands were like their hands and my heart was like their heart and that I loved like they love. I wish you be fully understood by the one who finds you and if you cannot be understood, then, I wish you the role of ceremonial object.

And then I throw that motherfucker in the bin and move the fuck on.

[the-haiku-bot]

And then I throw that

motherfucker in the bin

and move the fuck on.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[ozais-lobotomist]

“how do you support multiple ships”

there are infinite timelines. in my mind.

[aurpiment]

[schlarklezyaoi]

having such an obvious favorite character trope is life ruining bro

[schlarklezyaoi]

i can’t say shit about liking a character that acts slightly in a very specific way without being hit with a tidal wave of “of course you would” to live is to suffer

[andmaybegayer]

anyone else seeing weird mysterious failures on Tumblr

[mothsandfoxes]

yeah but you didnt have to call us out like that

[andmaybegayer]

network failures network failures

[lakevida]

why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try

[gravegospel]

wheres that gif of a dude playing golf but he lands it like a fire emblem crit animation

[gravegospel]

[alan900900900]

Decided to make this into a gif

[alexenglish]

no popular pairings we die like men who have read all 23 fics of our rarepair on AO3

[justanotherdaylikeanyother-blog1]

[vryfmi]

[id: only the last panel of “You guys are getting paid?” meme. a person with a distressed expression is speaking, the panel is captioned “You guys have 23 fics?”/end id]