It's only been a week, but it feels like a year.

Alan - he/him - 25 Heya, I'm Alan, just some guy who isn't all that active here but still reblogs stuff ocassionally. Thanks for coming by, and enjoy your stay. Art blog: @alan900-art

[alan900900900]

Hey hi! I just made an art blog and am in the process of uploading stuff to it. Have a look, if you wish! @alan900-art

I'll still be reblogging my art and stuff over here, but all my future stuff will be posted there.

[souf-v-staff-rematch]

Ragebaiting. We used to call it trolling. We'd say "u mad?" and there was a funny but lowkey scary face with an evil smile. Ragebaiting has no face. It lacks pathos. We are going backwards.

[basedhighsenberg]

[bewbin]

queen mogging my opponent

[mcsrcraftingbullshit]

source

[roadside--picnic]

[immigrant]

this was tumblr in 2013

[allegedly-human]

This is tumblr in 2026

[dragongirlsweetie]

it sucks that the backrooms and by extent liminal spaces turned out the way they did in popular culture. i love dreamy places not because they're full of Scary Screatures or whatever but because they're fun and interesting and cool and a perfect place for a girl like me to lay her eggs

[dragongirlsweetie]

i could make a nest here it would be so good it's got the perfect amount of structural support for the strands of goo to connect up and hold together easily without collapsing and forming a cozy little den for me to sleep in. but all anyone cares about is booboo's playtime party friends

[foxxear]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news but you are one of the Scary Screatures

[dragongirlsweetie]

i'm a cute girl and everyone loves me

[contemptible-scoundrel]

every so often I come across a kink post about like being kidnapped and tortured or held at gunpoint or begging for ones life for sexual purposes and I understand its going for a very haggard frail thing being taken advantage of vibe but in my mental image it really just comes off the same as that picture of wolverine strapped to a nuke

[contemptible-scoundrel]

ideal sexual encounter for people whose username is something like snuffpuppy

[specialmouse-deactivated2025060]

This is the funniest image I’ve seen in years like this is probably the very worst thing that could possibly happen to anyone ever and the artist somehow perfectly conveyed the correct level of emotion he’d be feeling like dude it’s over but what else are you supposed to do

[dragon-in-a-fez]

attention patients, your chemotherapy is being replaced with a salvo of AIM-54 Phoenix missiles. please stand very still.

[hyunpic]

these types of tweets make me feel like a celebrity who has fake death announcement every two weeks

[jerkeline]

[mpregeminem]

Normal notification to get at 2am

why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath

[oldmanpusspuss]

mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything

[ruinedchildhood]

This must be what Deadpool feels like #virtualreality

[wifefiber-deactivated-deactivat]

[conronorock]

yuri of the week

[softtaulette-deactivated2018032]

What if birds could actually speak English and we were speaking bird the whole time. Like really how weird would that be?

[galbos]

the geese are back? God I hate them so fucking much.

[darling-highness-deactivated201]

what the fuck is this newspaper

[balile]

Those are sisters

[bgm05]

casual pokemon player meme: I would like to have sex with this animal

competitive pokemon player meme: Bro thought he could switch his 252 Spe Borgulon into 252 SpAtk Choice Codpiece 2x Funny Dance STAB Mega Booboobus Peerless Tsunami 💀

[motherfucker-unlimited]

[wronglystarryoasis]

funniest shit I’ve seen all day

[crankygay]

[ottermatopoeia]

[nocontextraocow]

[madeinglobe]