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lemondifficult

Why is Benedict Cumberbatch in so many biopics literally no other human looks like that

relijion-deactivated20150331

A naked Spanish men throws flower petals at the picture of the Birth of Venus by Botticelli

mood

From WeHeartIt

Me: *can't sleep all night*

Me: *takes a three hour nap during the day*

My family: Oh my god you sleep all day! You're never awake! Why are you tired? You shouldn't be tired! All you do is sleep!

friend: have you even slept?

me: what

me: of course

me: i slept like 20 hrs ago

#same

krayolaz

Pretty much yeah~ ☁️

prokopetz

My aesthetic: being so tired that even the sleep paralysis demons aren’t scary anymore, like you wake up with the Shadow-Man squatting on your chest and you’re just like “dude, fuck off - I have to be at work in two hours”.

#same

hakuteeth

me: that’s not a healthy coping mechanism…

my brain: mHM but uhh quick question do I look like I give a flyingfuck

#sighsob #i like how flyingfuck is like one word like say it really fast #bless

someone who is good at self regulating: and after i take a shower i will do my homework

me, a goblin: i will lie in bed for 6 hours thinking about what i should do

#bless

bey

I love when dogs are mildly excited and u start encouraging them like “what is it?!” and their tail goes from a level five to level eighty.

#bless

aewm

anyone else on this dumbass site looking for unconditional love that transcends the physical world

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guddram-deactivated20180109

god is real but you can only see him behind the 7/11 at 3:34 am after you down 6 and a half 5 hour energys

warmbooze-blog

this post and “I’m gonna take 1000 benadryl and fuck my shadow self” are really their own unique category of post and it’s my favorite category

cathedralblood-deactivated20161

Don’t forget about “self care is drinking two jack in the box coffees at 7 pm and gaining enhanced vision of the shadow people you often see in the corner of your eye”