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LOOK AT THIS INCREDIBLY GOOD BOY
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
maned wolf. they have one in the zoo here and its fuckin terrifying
Thatâs an actual demon
Learning that your nightmare creature actually exists in real life right before bed is just the best.
The best.
Heâs kinds cute.
lanky boy
Heâs beautiful.
I love these guys <3 <3Â
They are not demons, they are angels, and they totally sound like it too :D
âDai-nana-hanâ by Biyoki (éŞčž), artist allows reposts under Creative Commons BY-NC-ND-2.5
Quick! Use your claws to claw off the mask!
Texts From Superheroes: The Best of Spider-Man
Writers
Writer says: So I had this crazy idea one day and I just had to work on it. Here ya go!
Writer means: So I had this crazy idea either right before getting in the shower or right before falling asleep so I grabbed my fucking laptop and shat all over it to create the steaming pile of crap that I now lay before you. I donât even know if itâs good anymore. I havenât slept in two days.
Writer says: Wow, real lifeâs getting busy! Sorry on the slow updates.
Writer means: My life is a literal storm of shit at the moment. Why did I decide to do this. Why am I still doing this. Everything around me is spinning out of control and I am staying up âtil 5:30 in the morning every night to create a piece of work that will only get two comments and 12 demands for quicker updates. I hope no oneâs mad at me, all I wanted to do was write.
Writer says: Wow! Would you look at that! I updated on time! Please enjoy!
Writer means: Â WOOOOOOHOOOOOO BITCHES LOOK AT THIS PRODUCTIVE ASSHOLE GO YEEEEEHAAAAWWWW TAKE THAT YOU NASTY REVIEWERS ALWAYS DEMANDING ME TO BE FASTER! I GOT THIS SHIT I GOT THIS SHIT
Writer says: This chapter was a toughie. Glad itâs finally done!
Writer means: I donât know if this is good or not. I honestly donât fucking know. Iâve read the same words over and over and over again and I just couldnât look at it anymore. My beta said it was ok but Iâm not confident but HOLY SHIT I JUST NEED TO STOP WRITING THIS FUCKIGN CHAPTER.
Writer says: Thanks for reading!
Writer means: Please, oh please oh please oh please leave me a review. A comment. Anything. Please tell me youâre out there. Please tell me someone is reading this.
Writer says: I just want to say that real life is getting pretty hectic right now. Please try to be patient with me, I know you guys want updates. Thanks! :)
Writer means: FUCK. YOU. Who the fuck do you think you are, demanding shit from me?! You donât know my life! I have a very busy life! I create shit for free, you entitled son of a pig-fucker! STOP LEAVING ME COMMENTS TELLING ME TO UPDATE SOON OR I SWEAR TO GOD IâLL PUKE ALL OVER MY COMPUTERÂ
Writer says: Whatâs gonna happen next? Who knows? Hee hee ;)
Writer means: I have no fucking clue what the next chapter is going to look like. Whatâs my plot? I donât know. I feel no emotion.
Writer says: Please leave a comment! It helps me write!
Writer means: I am begging you to leave me a comment because I swear itâs the only thing thatâs keeping me motivated right now, I hate the work I put out and I need reassurance that people are actually enjoying this.
Writer says: I hope you enjoyed that chapter, big things are coming up! ;)
Writer means: Buckle up bitches, someoneâs gonna die.
Writer says: I know Iâve missed a few updates, but I swear I plan on finishing this story!Â
Writer means: *high pitched eternal screeching*
Writer says: Here we are at long last! This has been one wild ride. I want to thank you all so much for your support and love, I adore each and every one of you. I am so happy to say that this story has come to a wonderful close.
Writer means: My body is numb. Voices call out to me from the void, but I can no longer hear them over the beating of my racing heart. I am stressed to the point where I feel no relief. The story is done. Itâs fucking DONE. I loved it, I hated it, it was a fucking storm of horror and pain. I can no longer see color. Now I can at last relax andâŚwaitâŚâŚwait a secondâŚâŚâŚ..holy shit I just thought of the best idea for a one-shot thatâs totally gonna turn into a 50 chapter slow burn AU fic leTâS FUCKING DO THIS
a concept: i have finished my wip. there are no spelling, usage, or grammatical errors. all open conflicts have been seamlessly resolved. my otp has engaged in emotionally validating and sexually satisfying fornication. i hit refresh on ao3 to find a 20% kudos to hits ratio. a dozen 200-word analytical comments wait in my inbox, praising me on my literary conviction and clever use of canon in my fresh perspective au world. my readers recommend it to other readers. it becomes fandom famous, known by the acronym of its title which has a flourishing tumblr tag. this is the apex; i have arrived.
Iâd settle for âI have finished my wipâ
You know, in all those âhumans are the creepy/fucked up alien speciesâ posts I canât believe we havenât touched on organ donation yet.Â
 When they heard that the human general had fallen ill to a disease of the organ known as the liver the troops began to hope that it might turn the tide of the war. Research indicated that such diseases could be fatal after all. The organ did something similar to the flagulaxin in that it filtered out toxins so when it stopped functioning the human would slowly be poisoned to death by his own body. Or so they believed.
But then he came back.
A foot soldier was captured and answers demanded. Was it a medication? Had the sickeness been a ruse to fool them?
âNah, man. This kid on a motorcycle wiped out on the I9 freeway so they gave the general his liver since they were a match.â
âTheyâŚwhat?â
âThey gave him his liver. The kid was dead, and he was an organ donor. And he was a genetic match to the general.â
âTheyâŚcut the liver out of one of your young and placed it in an elder and itâŚworked?â
âI mean, he wasnât that young. Mid twenties or something. But yeah, thatâs essentially it.â
The interrogator and his assistant both regurgitated their most recent meal and ran from the room. Living in places like the âAustraliaâ were one thing, but taking the organs of dead bodies and placing them in the living? What was WRONG with this species?
No wait make it better. A living person can donate a piece of their liver! It doesnât have to be a dead person.
âYou killed one of your own to replace the broken part of the higher ranking human?â
âNo of course only a small piece of a one was needed to replace the generalâs bad oneâ
âWho got the bad one?â
âNo one! it was thrown awayâ
âSomeone, gave a piece of their organ to someone else to use??? And they both lived???â
âYeahâ
But what if the aliens were like salamanders who can naturally regenerate damaged body parts? And when they find out humans lack that ability they think âWe have an advantage over themâ then to their shock they discover that weâve come up with work-arounds for that lack. Also prosthetic limbs. âWait ⌠Youâre telling me that you canât regrow your leg ⌠So you just BUILD one?!â
Trying to describe a human to a species that had never met one was getting increasingly difficult.  To start with, they seemed to exist in every possible state - solid, liquid, gas and crystaline. A core calcium infrastructure with a porous organic compound layered over it, through which fluid and gas travelled under the regulation  of a range of organic pipework, pumps and processing plants, all coated in a renewable organic surface layer. That was weird enough.
Then came the discovery that the human was semi-modular. Â Component fluids could be swapped out and substituted - humanity had built some form of external versions of a range of the organic pumps and processors, and had manual, automatic and remotely operated variants of their core pump processor (the heart). Â Internal parts could be exchanged, or replaced with suitable originals. Â Something about needing genuine human compatible parts, known as donor organs, and the voluntary post-life nature of these donations seemed ineffective to many observer species, and postively horrifying to those who held the sanctity of the post-life body. Considering a fallen comrade as an accessible source of component parts was just beyond the pale, and to have an proactive harvesting regime was just unbelievable. What was wrong with these creatures that death should be rejected to such an extent that they would become hybrids of dead and living creatures? Did they think death would bypass them, thinking the component part they carried was already ticked off some post-life database, thus granting them an immunity card in the eternal island vote?
Weirdly though, these quasi-modular humans could not be assembled from component parts. Even the human histories, insofar as the human documentation systems were trustworthy, indicated that efforts to construct a modular human from parts, pieces and high voltage was deemed unwise, and mostly only suitable to be remembered in October in ritual costumes. Â That said, a human containing sufficient of their original parts could be restored from dead state with a sufficient electric discharge, leading many to suspect that the creatures existed in an energy state alongside their gas, liquid, solid, and crystal forms.
Then of course, was that very human approach to limb loss - construction of alternate limbs from non-human parts. Suffice to say, most sentient machine species are horrified by the process, and many machine worlds are refusing to acknowledge humans are real, and are starting to campaign against the continued discussion of these creatures as organic propaganda.
They may have a very valid point. Â These things make no sense from a design specification standpoint.
[humans] make no sense from a design specification standpoint.
Norwegian forest cat chasing a fox
did you mean: two best friends on an IMPORTANT ADVENTURE
Best friends? Do you SEE the murder look in those eyes? That cat doesnât look like heâs going out on an adventure with a friend. It looks like he just found a target.
A Definitive List of Why I Feel Like Florida Isn't A Real Place
Here is a list of random facts about Florida that prove exactly how weird of a place it is without the news stories.
In the north west there is a waterfall. The water falls from a stream for 90ft into a sink hole and disappears into the earth.
The capital of the state is filled with ancient live oaks and every spring the city turns yellow with pollen. The pollen is like a plague on the population. Even people without allergies develops allergies living there.
Youâll be floating down a river in a boat or on an inner tube when you see something fall from a tree ten feet away from you. You scramble out of the water as you see that the what you thought was a limb is now a water moccasin swimming past you.
Extensive systems of tunnels fill the landscape. Theyâre the hard work of the gopher tortoise. You know to never reach into one of these gopher tortoise borrows. Theyâre filled with rattlesnakes.
The largest native snake in Florida can reach lengths of about six or seven feet long. It is appropriately named the indigo snake for the blue sheen its black scales. Have no fear though. It is non venomous. Despite this fact, itâs diet includes rattlesnakes.
In the south, two invasive species of snakes are cross breeding to form an aggressive giant. This monstrosity will even feast on alligators.
There is a forest surrounding a spring populated with monkeys. The monkeys are not native to the state or the region. They were brought here as an attraction and left on a small island in the middle of a river. No one realized they could swim.
There are dozens of places claimed to be fountains of youth located throughout the state. One is in the north east in the oldest city in the state. Itâs also the oldest European city in the country.
Ancient fish populate the rivers throughout the state. They can reach sizes of up to 10 ft in length and weigh over 300lbs. Theyâre jaws are like that of an alligator.
The cypress trees turn the water tannic and black. The water is so opaque you canât see but six inches deep.
I never knew the USA had a mini Australia of its own.
@ryuuenx
MINI AUSTRALIA OH MY GOD
Bull sharks swim in our springs sometimes. Theyâre the only shark that can tolerate fresh water.
Twice a year, black âlove bugsâ come out from wherever theyâre hiding and do nothing but mate. They look like catdog with how they walk. Their dead guts mess up car paint worse than bird poop.
Hurricanes, water spouts, and tornados are pretty common.
There are projectors in every classroom because when Jeb Bush was our governor, he wanted everyone in the state to be taught by one teacher per subject.
Thereâs at least one strawberry festival every month, but the best ones are in March. There are at least two manatee festivals a year.
Most of the animals from one of the Tarzan live action movies live in the state, usually at state parks. The hippopotamus is named Lucifer and he is a legal Florida resident. He likes watermelons.
Thereâs no way to live in Florida without the outside becoming the inside. Thereâs nothing you can do about it. Spiders and palmetto bugs will get inside no matter how much you spray or what pest company you use. Frogs and lizards will appear in your bed and bathtubs with no explanation. Snakes will somehow make it 200ft into a company building through 3 locked doors. Itâs a mystery.
Walking to your car every morning with an arm raised cautiously in front of you as you go. No itâs not a Nazi salute, youâre preparing to walk through unexpected spider webs. The one day you donât do it is the day you walk into one. That web is easily 6 feet in circumference.
Praying for the day the city finally starts spraying for mosquitoes.
Being that poor asshole that lives in the county where they donât have a budget to spray for mosquitoes.
FUCKING GREY SQUIRRELS
Driving 45 minutes to an hour one way for work is pretty common. Driving 2 hours one way is not unheard of.
Pretty sure itâs impossible to be more than an hour and a half away from the coast.
Itâs actually 91 degree F outside, feels like 110, and youâre wearing a sweater in your clerical office because they set the A/C to 68. Condensation on building windows is a common occurrence in the summer.
Long-term residents genuinely do not give two fucks about a hurricane unless itâs a category four. Three-hour afternoon squalls can do more damage than a category two. You can drive through a category one and not even realize youâre under an alert until you see the news the next morning.
That feel when youâre new to Florida and driving through an afternoon rainstorm for the first time, and the wipers are on high, youâre doing 20 mph, and you still canât see.
That feel when youâre a long-term resident and some friends from out west come visit and comment on how dark the sky is, and youâre like bitch, thatâs barely gray, does your sky never actually turn black during a rainstorm? There are literally storms that roll through that make it feel like night has fallen at 11 in the morning, itâs terrifying when youâre not used to it.
Seriously everyone in Florida is pretty immune to the idea of death, we walk past it constantly
Of the top 30 cities in the US with the most lightning, Florida has 17 of them.
Florida loves food festivals. In addition to the above mentioned strawberry festival, thereâs also multiple seafood festivals, a peanut festival, giant shiitake mushroom festival, several chocolate festivals, a kumquat festival, a zucchini festival, and festivals for corn, honey, wine, swamp cabbage, sour oranges, pumpkins, tomatoes, catfish, pigs, watermelon, oysters, grapes, flan and a hell of a lot more.
Did I mention palmetto bugs are 2 inch roaches that can fly
i enjoy that every single humanâs reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight
And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, âHELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?â
I will reblog this on my deathbed.
Oh Billy, you look so small right thereâŚ
Supermanâs sheer anger over Billy Batsonâs situation is a sight to behold. Batman and Robin get away with it because he knows itâs the worldâs best internship and that Bruce is willing to put out all the stops to protect him. But Billy? He doesnât have anyone looking out for him. And that pisses off Superman more than anything.
Seriously, Clarkâs face here
He is ready to kick the ass of whoever put this boy in this situation SO HARD
Next page he really lets the Wizard Shazam have it.
Shit, son. I might have to buy this book for those last two panels alone.
When Superman is written well he is an amazing goddamned character.
these few pages are some of my favourite in comic book history. So good. For anyone wondering what the next few pages look like, here you go:
This is a bigger deal than some of you might think, because Superman is one of the heroes in the DC Universe who keeps his secret identity pretty damn secret, because as probably the most powerful and influential person on earth, a lot of people do not wish him well - and would jump at the chance to hold people dear to him as leverage.
Yet, he trusts this poor, scared little kid. To comfort him, and entrust him with his biggest secret - just as Billy did for him.
Superman is just really important, ok?
this for people to truly understand superman
Supes is far more than just punching and heat vision.
several months ago we had a cat with mysterious skin allergies that we couldnât find the cause of. he was adopted as a âspecial needsâ cat with the adopters understanding the circumstances
we just got an update and they had decided to get him a full allergy panel to find out what heâs allergic to
itâs people.
the cat is allergic to human dander.
Although every text is open to interpretation, there are some interpretations that the author and the text rejects. Furthermore, there is a difference between interpretation and fact. If you do not distinguish between what is simply fact/canon and are just influenced by your own opinion with little to back it up, then itâs likely your interpretation will not fit the text.Â
For example, I could easily look at the colours of the Iron Man suit and write a 5000 word meta on what it symbolises. Or it could just be as simple as itâs meant to be flashy and stays true to the comics. Which one is more likely to be true to the text? Not all interpretations are valid. And when you are interpreting a text, the one thing that is most important (from what Iâve learned while studying English Literature) is to think of the writerâs intention. What is the story about? What does it tell us? Are there symbols and motifs? A lot of things wonât be intentional, unless written extremely well.Â
To put it simply, unless you have actual reasons behind what youâre saying, youâre just reaching.Â
Itâs why when it comes to reading the majority of Tony Stark hate I get extremely confused. Because hating a character is fine. They might be annoying or badly written or just rub against you wrong. Thatâs fine. But the majority of these posts are full on essays about how Tony is abusive or manipulative or arrogant and thatâs just confusing. People actually twist canon into something itâs not. So here is a breakdown of Tony Stark, analysed by yours truly, an English Literature student:Â
âTony Stark is a villainâ.
WellâŚ.this is simply just wrong. Tony is the protagonist, the hero of his own movies and also in the Avengers. A villain is someone who is evil, who is immoral, who hurts people. And although I suppose Tony may have hurt people, it was never intentional, it was never calculated, it was never planned.Â
(If anything, Tony seems to have many heroic traits, and perhaps could even fit into the role of a tragic hero. Although he seems arrogant and closed-off, it is simply a façade to push people away. You only have to look at his interactions with Pepper to see that underneath that, Tony is a complete different person, and a very self deprecating one too - for example, in IM3, when Killian tells Tony that he doesnât deserve Pepper, he replies with, âI knowâ.)
Structurally speaking, Tony = hero. Obadiah, Vanko, Killian = villain.Â
Tonyâs heroism is only reinforced in The Avengers. Steve insults Tony by saying heâs not the guy to make the sacrifice play, only for the movie to later show us Tony doing that exact thing.
It is no coincidence that the story is structured in such a way that we first see the fight between Steve and Tony, and then Tony doing the exact opposite. It is there to reinforce that Steveâs initial opinion was wrong and that Tony would sacrifice himself. (Btw, this âchapterâ of the movie is called The Sacrifice Play).
He also shuts down weapons manufacturing as soon as he finds out that they are in the wrong hands (IM1):
Evidence:Â âAnd that is why, effective immediately, I am shutting down the weapons manufacturing division of Stark International until such a time as I can decide what the future of the company will be.â
And then flies into Gulmira to save people from the Ten Rings despite having no training or any help. He also tries to track down the illicit shipments to destroy them, and this is the point at which Obadiah tries to kill him.
To me, it is clear that Tony is a hero. I meanâŚliterally, he is a superhero.
âHe created Ultron.â
No, he did not. And actually, if thereâs one thing AOU does well it is showing that Tony did not do that. Just watch the movie, for the love of god, but since everyone hates AOU so much, Iâll explain.Â
First of all, letâs discuss what Ultron was MEANT to be. It was intended to be a program which worked with an AI controlling the Iron Legion as a way of protecting the Earth. In the case that aliens invaded, the Iron Legion would analyse the threat and determine what to do:
Evidence: âThis could be the key to creating Ultron. If we can harness this power, apply it to my Iron Legion protocol?â (Tony Stark, in AOU).
Furthermore, the interface was nowhere near to existing:
Tony didnât create Ultron, he was nowhere near close to an interface. Ultron created himself. Ultron was ALREADY an AI/alive. When Tony compares Jarvis to Ultron, it is Bruce himself who says it looks like a brain, like neurons. Hence the implication is that there is already some sort of intelligence in the sceptre, which there is - the Mind Stone.Â
Evidence:
Ultron comes alive instantly, by himself. He is not activated by anything. And if Tony and Bruce were nowhere near an interface, then how did Ultron work? Because he created himself, out of a magical rock - the Mind Stone.
Ultronâs words: âThis feels weird. This feels wrongâ. If Ultron was a brand new consciousness, how could he know whether something is right or wrong?Â
He then says: â Iâm sorry, I was asleep. Or I was a-dream.â This insinuates he was already alive, and simply dormant. Which he was, as he is from the Infinity Stone, which is âaliveâ.
And if Tony is to blame for making Ultron, so is Bruce who a) already knew about it, implying he and Tony had already thought about it together and b) helped Tony create it. Furthermore, it is Wanda who planted Tonyâs fear in his head, knowing it would cause him to âself destructâ (in her own words).Â
And even Ultron doesnât consider himself to be Starkâs: âYouâre one of his. - What? Iâm notâŚIâm not. You think Iâm one of Starkâs puppets? His hollow men?âÂ
The text then backs up that it is Wandaâs vision that pushed Tony to create Ultron: âMaximoff girl, sheâs working you, Stark. Playing on your fear.â - Fury to Tony, at Clintâs farm.
The text then literally tells us that Tony is not to blame for Ultron. Thor comes back from being shown a vision in the pool, and says:
âTheir powers, the horrors in our heads, Ultron himself, they all came from the Mind Stone.â
And oh btw, if you hate Tony Stark?Â
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The One Glaring Kisame Thing That Even I Keep Forgetting:
That waist-flap exists solely to cover the GIANT, TAIL-ACCOMMODATING SLIT in Kisameâs pants.
(⌠Also, listen, listen⌠heâs either going commando, or he wears jock briefs.)
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THANK YOU FOR DOING THE LORDâS WORK AND LEAKING THIS TO US.Â
day 1348 the birds still think I am one of them
#no you donât understand#i went to skellig island years and years ago#long before it was ever in these movies#and the second i saw the island in the force awakens#i thought âwhat did they do to the puffins?â#because friends let me tell you#when i visited this island way back when#the entire fucking thing was covered tip to toe in puffins#nests of puffins in the rocks#puffins shitting from the sky#puffins swimming in the sea#it was a true island of the birds and not a damn person could hope to get a panorama without approximately 10000+ birds photobombing#how did disney edit out all the puffins#who was the puffin intern#important questions that need answersÂ
Iâm stealing @humming-fly âs tags because Iâm not original
shakespeareâs character descriptions/stage directions/contexts are so vague it makes me so happy. wanna make Laertes hamletâs ex boyfriend? doesnât say HEâS NOT. wanna make juliet a trans girl? WHERE IN THE SCIRPT DOES IT SAY SHE ISNâT??? fucking put King Lear in SPACE set that shit on the enterprise THERE ARE NO RULES IN SHAKESPEAREÂ
The best part is that pretty much all of the fights are âthey fightâ with no mention of whether itâs with swords or throwing knives or kung-fu or if they just do the slappy-hands thing at each other.
the only rule in shakespeare is that a bear must show up in the winterâs tale. could be a grizzly. polar. panda. hell, antigonus couldâve wandered into a gay club.
a guy who was making plays constantly as his only source of income, who didnt really put the maximum effort into them, just so happened to also be one of the most incredible writers of the english language, and therefore his works are so flexible that they can be done straight, they can be done in an expressionistic style, they can be done with no words spoken at all, or they can be done with every character played by alan cumming
if you ever feel left out just remember that you werenât the fifth gryffindor guy in the maraudersâ dormitory
I donât know if the timeline works even a little bit but my headcanon was always that that fifth dude was Kingsley Shacklebolt and that he immediately made a conscious decision to stay the hell away from whatever those four idiots were up to and everyone was like âYeah, good kid, studies hard, probably gonna be Minister one day if he manages to last his entire school career without committing four murdersâ.
Kingley Shacklebolt is probably the best roommate ever. The reason he never gets mentioned as the fifth is because he doesnât ask questions. The other five start disappearing all night every full moon during fifth year? He doesnât care and doesnât want to know. Walked in to find Sirius talking to a fucking deer in the dorm like it was James? Just keep moving and donât make eye contact. James, Sirius and Peter leaving shit all over the floor? Combine forces with Remus to politely yet firmly remind them that weâre not living in a goddamn barn and your dirty underwear shouldnât spend three weeks straight on the floor James.
Kingsley was, naturally, invited to the Potter-Evans wedding. The invitation was accompanied with a formal apology for the Everything, signed by the Marauders. Enclosed was a little trophy, with the plaque reading âbest roomie everâ
It may or may not permanently live on his mantle. Kingsley Shacklebolt does not inform Harry Potter of any of this. He has enough people that knew his parents, Kingsleyâs not going to make it weird. Keep moving and donât make eye contact. Besides, he already gave copies of all his pictures of them to Hagrid to go into a photo album for Harry back in first year.
this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didnât notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time
a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said
âok so i know you ran a red light and thatâs really bad and you should never do it again but iâm not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing iâve ever seen and my partner canât get out of the car cause heâs laughing so hard heâs about to pee himselfâ
i forgot that iâd had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched âscreeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhâ
and thatâs how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light
this is my favourite story of all time and im probably going to reblog it many times throughout my blogâs lifetime
