[technofeudalism]

[merely-another-fool]

[kingcriccket]

you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

[rainyydoves]

[april]

ⓘ Tip If you feel unfulfilled by how you spent your time today, you can stay up late to try to combat the sense of dissatisfaction. This will ensure that you feel even worse tomorrow.

[pins-pin]

ＤＬC is coming! 🎉

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[mudboyman]

Light answers a tough question

[mudboyman]

Solidarity

[nessa007]

tag yourself! i’m “weekday wig”

[jessebloom]

i hate when top wildlife predators are just lil babies teeny tiny babies

[ashyfurz]

[bat-demon]

. that is a serial killer

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[pocketdogs]

if only dog had a bigger bed available, or perhaps two. maybe even a human bed. alas, he must make do with a measly little pillow.

[pocketdogs]

this is such a fascinating comment, i love the way your mind works.

[rikebe]

felt like drawing this guy

[pocketdogs]

oh my god

[girlnextvore]

Im rooting for all knights/bodyguards who are in love with their charge/the one they are sworn to protect

[akilice]

Rin there is no way your dad is in Heaven

[estoult]

[fossilpainting]

Warhammer 40k Space Marines - Dark Krakens Chapter

A few Dark Krakens I’ve painted throughout the years… I’m working on some new ones now🦑

[ghastlymatchmaker]

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[randomthefox]

[redstonedust]

scientists identified the real biblical hell and it turns out its an endless minecraft parkour map which you are forced to run while an AI voice reads out every thought you've ever had. forever. so we've got that to look forward to i guess.

[angelicguy]

my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

[milk5]

you need to discipline your child. port is a horrible choice for the main course and wildly clashes with a rich béarnaise.

[angelicguy]

dude hes three….

[bumblr-dotcom]

And uncultured. Get a new child