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\\ 22 \\ 18+ but not nsfw \\

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[the-zebra-dragon]

[seathiing]

Every time I remember this I laugh so hard I cry

[slightmood]

[caats]

[c3rvida3]

Today my friend said something along the lines of, "It's gonna feel so good to get top surgery and get your huge F-cup boobs cut off. It's gonna be like shaving a matted dog," and that's like the funniest comparison to make on planet earth.

[c3rvida3]

Got a rack like a junkyard hound.

[ea1-x]

You've got to rizzem with the tism my dood

everything about this is giving a millennial w tiktok brain vibes

[iapislazuli]

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

"you are addicted to screens" no no you see i am actually addicted to my friends. unfortunately they live in there

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[somnolentsuggestions]

being individuals together is so intimate. let’s read different books but curled up next to each other, let’s visit a coffee shop so you can study & i can write, let’s just be near each other

[animentality]

[peaceandlove26]

ppl who hate chihuahuas are nothing to me

[glameowr]

this is my chihuaua Pee Pee he sleeps on a bed of Amoeba he has no morals and he eats cytoplasm

[boxheadpaint]

3 year old vs 5 month old

[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

[throathole]

I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

[casadelanime]

me showing the doctor where to amputate my leg as i ready the tourniquet 

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post