I Declare War On Sensitive Young Men

Twenty Two Years of Age. This text is supposed to be smaller than the text above it.

[mousidy]

even if that random trans woman did do all that I don't care lol

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ealoseum]

the stirring stick is colliding with my glasses and making it impossible to sip my coffee with max efficiency but like me it has nowhere else to go

[curseworm]

the secret cheat code for women is realizing you dont have to date men

[curseworm]

this doesnt just go for lesbians it goes for bi women and straight women too. i cant even count how many times straight women have told me “i wish i was a lesbian so i didnt have to date men” but guess what … u Dont have to date men 

[curseworm]

to be clear this also isnt necessarily saying ‘go date women instead!!’ its just saying…. u dont have to date men. u dont have to be dating women in order to not date men! in fact if ur not attracted to women at all please dont date women just as a substitute for men. but if dating men isnt making u happy… u dont have to do that. u dont have to make a space in ur life for men

[curseworm]

im singlehandedly destroying every mans mental health by telling women its ok to not date them

[cerastes]

Fuuuck I just loss 20000 dollars in adverisement revenue and potential sales when that guy over there didn’t look at my flyer because he was talking to the girl he was walking with. The sensible option here is to ban talking while walking since it’s literally theft.

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[ealoseum]

Suburban white woman sees a fly crossing the street towards her at night and instinctively covers her soda can with her thumb

[gokusclit]

Why do so many women infantilize themselves as soon as they get with a man like that mess is none of my business but it’s horrifying to watch he’s just some guy and you’re here like that’s my dada with his big boy uwu credit card what the hell are you even doing like actually

[opheliaaponi-deactivated2026051]

shut up whore get back to your vanilla shit or whatever

[gokusclit]

Bro gonna call dada on me 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

[treecitysessions]

Going around asking random people to hit their shit is crazy actually this is the one time I’ll side with a Frenchman

[al-ssahan-deactivated20260425]

Applying for visa feels like panting on all fours while an older woman-- (reflects on myself for a second) No it doesn't

[notahorseindisguise]

[softwaring]

[cuteitem-deactivated20220720]

cant sleep

[avvocarlo]

get off that

[avvocarlo]

for the love of god get off that damn thing

[kristina100000]

so true so true

[softboypassing]

im going to watch an anime, should it be princess mononoke, cowboy bebop, or jojo

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

watch this

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

you can’t see because i’m on computer but i’m gesturing to my balls

[imprisonedforcatgirlatrocities]

[feather--fall]

don't call them...don't call......don't....

why can't i remember anything..?