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How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

were-ralph

That’s not how you ride a werewolf ill show you how to ride a werewolf !!

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

adamtotscomix

thisisalovestry

this made me cry so now i need everyone to see it

amimyowncreation

Having a speech impediment is honestly such an odd experience. What do you mean I’ll use writing whenever possible because when people hear my voice they automatically assume I’m unintelligent and much younger than I am instead of listening to my words and realizing my potential?

pingintech

impediment impairment w/e tf theyd call it idnc all that matters is how they treat you bc of it

id kill for you youre family

dr-viles-laboratory

Okay but word cousins is a real as fuck thing to call them. If they rhyme or they have the same starting syllable or they live next to each other in my mind they are cousins and at constant risk of being swapped for each other. Speech impediment gang we deserve one thousand dollars per stutter

grosskitt3n

queer and master are basically the two most common ways to be baited

pavuk-starsymbol

mina ha...

eodwyn

I am complete and utter garbage on this character but I don't care I love you mina

eyestrain-addict

Tiktok is great for shit specifically like this

prokopetz

I want a video game with realistic dick and balls physics not for any prurient reason, but... okay, so you know how in some games with boob physics, there's a palpable delay after a character model is instantiated before physics start to apply to the boobs, so it's like *pop* ... *FWOMP*? I want to see the cock version of that. Penis-having character spawns in, there's a beat, then the physics engine tries to play catch-up and applies a full second of gravitational acceleration to their junk all at once and they just randomly start helicoptering.