smokal court jester

currently obsessed with: [TEKKEN WOAHHH] / he/him / bi / the days surround your daylight there, season's crying no despair, alligator lizards in the air

[pukicho]

I intend to pour resin over everything so nothing ever changes again

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[woosh-floosh-art]

We need to bring Kurimanju to America, I think he would love our cuisine

[charl0ttan]

i think once u successfully win a debate there should be a period where they let you get out all the ad hominems you were holding back

[realshy]

like this i think

[charl0ttan]

[plushdablush]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[hypotheticalpeople]

guy who plays albums on mute, it was never really about sound for him as much as feeling a sense of progression through a series of named durations

[headspace-hotel]

[yanguang]

[settlers-of-caltrans]

This article is fucking crazy lmao

[settlers-of-caltrans]

One App, 60 Men, 26 Dates: My Adventures in Alt-Right Dating

There’s no question that we’re living—and looking for love—in contentious times, where extreme political ideologies have all but divided par

[settlers-of-caltrans]

Like what is happening, even the author seems perplexed.

[settlers-of-caltrans]

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[ashleythetraveler]

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[phaeton-flier]

NTR doujin starring the Lockpicking Lawyer

[onceiwashere]

literally sincerely the people's princess

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[iced-coffee-extra-extra]

Land speeder WIP

[ashenbot]

dreamt I finished a sword and had my name engraved on it

I’m proud of myself

[himejoshikomaru]

i’m proud of you too even though you did not actually accomplish anything

[ashenbot]

Apparently I’m in the land of rattlesnakes

[dragon-in-a-fez]

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

[myrinthinks]

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

[transmechanicus]

If you’re not into butches when they’re fat you should have to walk around with a sign that announces to the world that you’re a tasteless idiot who probably also hates beautiful sunsets and autumn leaves.

[transmechanicus]

Comments about how i’m an evil wicked tyrant oppressing ppl with a ‘skinny preference’ make me want to build the tower of Barad-dûr in real life and start laying into the armies of Men and Elves with great swings of my flaming sword.