Zonked Out Of My Gourd

Yknow when you're stoned nad you think you're really funny and you crave the catharsis of sharing your thoughts with the world? Yuya thatd this right here. Side b log babyyy

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[earlthemagicdragon]

Post nut clarity is actually magical I just busted so hard I my vision whited out and not a minute later I'm at my computer bare ass still out fixing plotholes that have been bothering me for months. Masturbation for the sake of my vocation.

[segamascott]

if an eldritch god ever met me they would be entranced by my dope soul and pleasant vibe i think

[trashboat]

i go absolutely ape shit buck wild when people ask me if i want to run errands with them like Let’s Fucking Go. and my mind absolutely maxes out of dopamine when they ask if i wanna stop for coffee. and if someone took me to the park id go bonkers in funcking yonkers

[trashboat]

i got so high last night that i started ghostwriting for a golden retriever apparently

[ostolero]

[ewaneneollav]

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

[the-haiku-bot]

your edible will

never kick in because you

are a bad person

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[fidelcostco]

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

[fidelcostco]

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

[fidelcostco]

oh this is my post

[earlthemagicdragon]

Nothing makes jerking off better than a healthy dose of guilt and shame

[earlthemagicdragon]

You've heard of an angel shot now get ready for the devil shot (its just a shotglass full of rohypnol)

[earlthemagicdragon]

My flesh and blood yearns to dance. Involuntary knee spasms

[bewbin]

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

[earlthemagicdragon]

A good partner is like a bra. Supportive and touches your boobs

[ams-husband]

just wartched tadc 8 for the first time high that shit is NOT for the weak good lord

[thedickcavettshow]

So obsessed with Joan Baez saying that really the only negative thing to come out of her 70s quaalude addiction was that while high as hell she ended up creating a horrible album cover in which she’s posing weirdly dressed like a pilot that she describes as "the worst, ugliest cover, not just in my career but a lot of people's"

[thedickcavettshow]

Don’t do drugs kids or this could be you

[earlthemagicdragon]

Its a good idea to lead with your best foot forward. If that doesn't work though you always have your other foot. That's your fuckup foot. Your little freak foot. Your too much but somehow also inadequate foot. Most people don't want that one. However,

[xalatath]

I'm high looking at street cat wiki. Thus is too much for me

[earlthemagicdragon]

Idk I think sometimes loving someone means letting them lie to you