for the glory of angst

Engineer by day, fangirl by night. Fan of too many animated shows to count. Always obsessed with Star Wars (@earthboundjedi). AO3 // Instagram

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TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

[bodyfeeling]

where did op go?

[kineticpenguin]

[importantpics]

[pinoruno]

i love this tweet

[stephrc79]

I hate that I can hear this.

[batrachised]

finally, someone for tumblr

[heresylog]

[Image description: Screenshot that reads: St. Julian the Hospitaller is the patron saint of clowns and circus workers, innkeepers, fiddle players, jugglers, childless people, and murderers. End description.]

[bunjywunjy]

looks like his feast day is in TWO DAYS

[bunjywunjy]

happy this guy's day, everybody

[thememedaddy]

[ruinedchildhood]

These grandkids planned to surprise their grandma at the airport dressing as t-rex but she heard about it and planned her own surprise.

[celebrateeachnewday]

Artist Jane Crowther

[ruinedchildhood]

[stardynamite]

THE WAY SHE POSED AFTERWARDS HFKFBDK

[stardynamite]

My artistic rendition:

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"HOO HOO HOO I'M GONNA DO SUCH A PRANK ON THIS HOOMAN"

I love how

he's not even mad at having his hat stolen/possibly eaten and

When he spots it he's like "I cann see it there" while the elephant is like "HAHHAHAHAHA WHAAAAAT NO I HAVE EATEN IT HAT WHAT HAT I HAVE NO HAT FOR YOU"

[mckitterick]

[bookporn]

[libraryadvocates]

Yesterday I said that bookmobiles are an instant reblog. Today, I learned that rule also applies to book donkeys.

[rockpapertheodore]

BIBLIOBURRO

[shutupgitsor]

i think it’s really important that everyone knows that this man (Luis Soriano) has his own children’s books

and the donkeys are called Alfa and Beto, by the way. if you even care

[yourlocaladhder]

I didn't know that I didn't know.

[elf-kid2]

And this is why I started saying, "May I repeat the instructions back to you, to make sure I understand correctly?"

--for basically any time someone tells me to do a new thing that involves multiple steps. It helps more than it hurts.

[dalniente]

oh i gotta start doing that

[earhartsease]

nt people in particular are almost always overcertain that their instructions are unambiguous so this is a great strategy

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[cute-catts]

[cannibalchicken]

[seventhpaw]

[mikkeneko]

[kalichnikov]

YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE

[azrealini]

Not so fast! Submerge the bird in cold tap water and replace that water every 30 minutes until thawed if you want to salvage your holiday feast

[mousegirlheart]

Well I’ll be damned, Spiderman did it. He saved Thanksgiving.

Good work, Spiderman. I’m proud of you. Unlike my own cringefail son.

[lizmitches]

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

[narwa]

[faeberrywine]

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