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Jjk twister part 2
tim really shouldn't have touched the last of the cookies smh
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the funniest spideypool dynamic is tobey maguire!spidey x deadpool bc he would HATE wade so fucking much
tobey!spiderman would 100% have a tracker on deadpool to avoid him at ALL costs, in retaliation wade 100% have a tracker on peter and corner him as “wade” forcing them both to pretend they’re just casual pals who run into each other at the darnedest times
I think what would make this AU better is if peter parker and wade wilson? pals. working as photographer peter gets around, and wade finds this awkward guy kind of endearing. neither have put two and two together, and whenever they meet for drinks at sister margaret’s they spend half the time furiously looking around the room for “spiderman” and “deadpool” bc the trackers says they should be there????
peter: say wade, what do you do for a living?
wade: I’ve never told you? I put on a spandex suit and kill bad guys ;)
peter, finally getting with the program and catching a clue: omfg
tony stark didnt die until he was canonically established as spidermans father figure
The Parker curse
jake gyllenhaal: ive got you now, spider man! this is where you meet your end!
peter: youre like a father to me
jake gyllenhaal dying on the spot: what the fuck
spiderman been putting the ‘e’ in ‘dad’ for half a century
I'll be sharing this to my other blogs as well BUT do yall think i should stream?? could talk about random stuff or even my stories and stuff on here. make it like a podcast or stream games with my friends if their comfortable with that too. what do you guys think??
gonna tell my kids this was the falcon and winter soldier
NOOOOOO ALMOND FUUUCK 🥺🥺🥺🥺
God fucking damnit
This fucking virus is spreading like a wildfire right now
IF YOU SEE THIS. REBLOG.
DO NOT CLICK ON THE RAY BANS LINK. IT IS A VIRUS THAT WILL HACK YOUR ACCOUNT AND SPREAD THE LINK FURTHER.
It’s done nothing to my acc (I use firefox with uBlock and noscript unlike 90% of the internet)
Do not click the link without a script blocker! Do not click the link without a proper adblocker! Do not browse the web without Firefox!
Also, it’s not a virus, it’s a phishing link, just have protection active and it’ll be safe. The site looked ad-free for me and shit and uBlock blocked only a few things but DO NOT turn it off in any case.
^ REBLOG THIS VERSION ACTUALLY
HOLY SHIT someone @ mentioned me in that post, i’m so glad i didn’t click on the link. DO NOT CLICK ON THAT LINK. even if doesn’t get into your account just by you clicking on it, please be safe!
Wait wait so I figured this was ya know, important virus avoiding stuff, but what actually is the post??
the post will look like this. i think if your account gets hacked, it’ll make you @ mention your followers in the post.
so i’ve definitely seen worse viruses (like ones that spread more easily by even viewing the post, or ones that force you to post worse stuff, or of course- getting a hold of your actual personal inromation and doing that shit from there,) but it’s still something to be aware of.
Thanks a ton!
HOLY SHIT
reblogging this one because it actually shows the post to adoid
ALRIGHT I’VE ALREADY REBLOGGED THIS GIVING AN UPDATE BUT SERIOUSLY-
do not interact with the post. at all. my account just got hacked about 20-30 minutes ago. i didn’t click on it, so i think there are actually people behind this. which makes it a shit ton harder to avoid getting hacked. do not interact with the post.
Oh shit I got @ in this twice by someone but then it vanished, I had no idea! Please be careful people!!!!
I’ve been @ seven times and the fact that it can’t spell ‘only’ right pisses me off just as much as the post
I have been tagged about 6 times every day. If I post this, my account was hacked. Do not click on the link please
so after months of debating I have made a kofi!!! feel free to support me! im not gonna advertise it on every fic since I don't mind if I get anything or not, it's just there. I will accept private fics for kofi if you so desire one and will personally send it to you instead of posting it on tumblr. that includes ocxcanon fics!! I'll link it in my about the blog as well! I will also be reblogging this to my other side blogs as well. they are listed in the kofi.
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Christmas Prompt List
I. “You are all I need this holiday”
II. “There is mistletoe everywhere!”
III. “Let’s just cuddle and drink hot chocolate in front of the fire place.”
IV. “No, my sweater is uglier!”
V. “Ring the bell one more time I dare you!”
VI. “Let’s make snow angels!!”
VII. “I’m your secret Santa.” (pick who you want)
VIII. “Watching the snow fall with you is everything.”
IX. “Did you really stay up all night decorating?”
X. “What do you mean we don’t have eggnog?!”
XI. “Dude you’re on my team!!”
XII. “I always wanted a white Christmas.”
XIII. “Nothing can ruin my mood!” “Wanna bet?”
XIV. “Please wear the Santa hat?”
XV. “Just one year I ask that nothing bad happens. Bad guys have no respect for the holidays!”
XVI. “You’ll have to kill me to get me in the snow!”
XVII. “We should have a snowball fight!”
XVIII. “I know it’s not the best, but I knew how excited you were for Christmas, so I brought it to you.”
XIX. “No! There needs to be another batch of cookies! Put me down!”
XX. “Wow I didn’t think you’d be so good at wrapping presents!”
XXI. “___/reader take those off!” “No, I shan’t its Christmas!” “Did you just quote Doctor Who?”
XXII. “A marshmallow fight you say?”
XXIII. “Your nose is as red as Rudolph’s.”
XXIV. “I can build a better snowman then you!”
XXV. “Christmas just isn’t the same without them.“
XXVI. “Jesus! You’re as cold as a popsicle!!”
XXVII. “You can suck my bells.”
XXVIII. “Why is there a bow on your head?”
XXIX. “Just one more!” “No! Stop it!”
XXX. “Seriously? Now you’ve gone to far.”
XXXI. “You didn’t need to get me anything.”
XXXII. “You’ll get the rest of your present later tonight~”
XXXIII. “Stop taking pictures and help me!!”
XXXIV. “Look who just made the naughty list.”
XXXV. “This has been the best Christmas every.”
XXXVI. “That is a giant tree.”
XXXVII. “Maybe you should have thought of that before putting snow in my shirt!”
XXXVIII. “I think we need more glitter!” “NO! NO MORE GLITTER!”
XXXIX. “Who ate half of the cookies?!”
XL. “Ho ho ho mother fuc-“ “There are kids around!”
XLI. “The tree is to big!” “No, it’s not!”
XLII. “I can’t believe I got sick.”
XLIII. “It’s to big! It’s not going to fit!” “That’s what she said!” The tree dammit! The tree!”
XLIV. “Wow you really went all out this year.”
XLV. “I suck at ice skating.”
XLVI. “Having Christmas in space is pretty amazing.”
XLVII. “If you ask me to build a snowman one more time, I WILL make your life a living hell!”
XLVIII. “Holy shit biscuits!! Is that a reindeer?!”
XLIX. “I think the kids want their presents.”
L. “I’m going to use this candy cane as a weapon!”
LI. “DID YOU JUST STAB ME/THEM WITH A CANDY CANE?!”
LII. “Anything’s a weapon if you try had enough.”
LIII. “Santa just tried to kill me!!!!!”
LIV. “Gentle soul my ass!”
It's that time of year again!! I'm going to try and get back into writing for this blog so send in some requests from this list!
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Okay this is literally one of my favourite videos and EVERYONE DESERVES TO SEE IT. Headphone wears beware there are a few loud bits
ANGST
Anyone want some hard ass angst??!! Send me some!! I'm in the mood for some heartbreak! I can include Endgame ANGST!
TEST FIC
I will be making a test make a choice fic!!! I write a fic with parts that you can choose yourself! It will be posted sometime within week and if anyone wants to be tagged in this to know when it posts please message me!! I wanna see how people like this before I go and make a series with it!
!!!!!!!! ENDGAME (No spoilers because I don't role like that)
I saw endgame today and omg!!! It was amazing!! I highly enjoyed it!! That being said I'm hoping to get out some requests I have sitting in my inbox for you all!!
Guess who's not getting any sleep!
Me! God I'm seeing Endgame (technically today since its 1 am) and I'm so nervous i cant sleep 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Catch Me If You Can
Mob/Mafia AU with Peter Quill!
@sgtbucketbarnes #sgtbucketbarnes1k
Word Count: 2,052
Warnings: Mafia So Violence. Guns.
Authors Note: When I heard that @sgtbucketbarnes was hyped for this story I got nervous knowing that I had to make a really good story! I hope you all love it!
Summary: You decide to take the case trying to stop the biggest cult in the city by the name of ‘the ravengers’ not knowing how massive of a case this was underneath it all.
Y/N POV
If I was told that I would be involved with solving cases 4 years ago I would’ve told you “That actually sounds pretty cool!” Well, here I am after rigorous college programs and plenty of times I almost gave up I finally got the degree. Four weeks after I finished college I got a call from Stark Industries in New York and was hired to be an intern for Mr. Banner. Stark had quote en quote told me that they needed a level headed intern because of Bruce’s anger management. I worked with Banner for at least a year until I finally got promoted to work on my own.
“Out of the way please!” A male voice rings throughout the pavement as everyone did their best to stay out of his way. Well almost everyone, one person (with airpods in) obviously did not hear the man. They collided with each other as the man’s drink flies out of his hand. My instincts kick in as I quickly run and duck under people in time to catch the drink before it had the chance to make an impact with the ground. I turn around to see the guy who is about 6 foot maybe 6”1’. He’s wearing some black pants with a grey graphic tee-shirt and a long dark maroon jacket.
“Here’s your drink.” I hand him back the Starbucks cup as his lips curl up into a smile as he’s looking me up and down, so this is who I’m dealing with. The flirt, oh yay! No sarcasm whatsoever. “Don’t worry nothing spilled!”
“Thank you so much!” He takes a sip from the cup exaggerating when he finishes with a big ‘ahh.’ “Wow, I don’t know if I could’ve survived the day without this thank you so much!” The man leaves quickly to his commute as a shiny pin falls out of one of his pockets and clinks on the pavement. I pick it up deciding that if this is what he does every day I’ll see him again.
“L/N, here’s your case.” Natasha walks by my office and hands me a file. Finally a new case! It’s been a while since my last big case, especially with the whole Loki problem. It was such a large case that the whole team had to work together. Opening the file I read it to myself.
Emerging Mafia/Mobster group titled ‘Ravengers’ stealing an expensive stone from New York’s Museum of the galaxy owned and operated by Taneleer Tivan “The Collector”. Group has also been known to abduct children and use them for thieving. Other situations under murder, vandalism, abuse, and hacking. Ravengers logo:
Looking at the logo my heart drops to the bottom of my stomach. This emblem seems way too familiar. I reach for my pocket where I had put the pin from this morning in.
“It’s a match.”
Peter Quill’s POV
“Here’s your drink.” A girl with H/L H/C hair hands me my drink with a smile on her face. I can’t even believe this girl, she just totally did an awesome dive just so save my coffee. Not to mention she doesn’t look so bad either. “Don’t worry nothing spilled!” I can tell that she’s nervous, probably because I was just totally checking her out.
“Thank you so much!” I take a sip from the cup and I finish with a big ‘ahh.’ “Wow, I don’t know if I could’ve survived the day without this thank you so much!” I use this moment as the best time to leave. I have to get to the meeting grounds in five minutes or Yondu is going to kill me and use my lifeless body as a rug or something. Running to the parking garage I get inside my beautiful car the Milano. She’s got some very nice blue paint with some orange accents here and there. I look inside my glovebox to find my Awesome Mix Tape #1 and #2.
“Let’s go with #1.” I say decide and pick up the cassette tape and place it in.
I never knew how complete love could be. ‘Til she kissed me and said. Baby, please, go all the way. It feels so right (feels so right). Being with you here tonight. Please, go all the way. Just hold me close (hold me close). Don’t ever let me go.
“Name.” Yondu’s new bodyguard is a real pain. Not to mention his codename in the club is probably one of the dumbest names I’ve heard in the Ravenger group and trust me, there have been some really bad ones.
“Come on Taserface, Peter Quill, Star-Lord, take your pick.” He just steps to the side and lets me through. I walk down the hallway and prepare myself for what is going to happen. Something good something bad, a bit of both? I hear the occasional screams coming from other people’s offices with the violent sounds of gunshots followed by more screaming and crying. Sometimes I think about my mom and wonder what the heck I’m still doing here. She never would’ve wanted this for me and I will always feel guilty for doing this. Yondu had abducted me from a young age before my father could. He told me that I would help him because I was so small I could get into places easier than others. Finally reaching the end of the hallway I open the door to see Yondu and his right-hand man Kraglin laughing with each other.
“Quill!” Yondu’s tone of voice tells me that it is going to be good news which lifts a giant weight off of my shoulders instantly. “That Stone heist was a great job!” He gets up and pats my back. Yondu has turned into my new father figure especially after the events of what my father actually was. After he looked at me he immediately started to frown. “Where’s your pin boy?”
I reach in my pocket to grab the pin that I swear was there a second ago. I lost it?! “Uhh.” Now I look like an idiot. Who knows who could have picked it up. “I’m sure it’s at my apartment.”
“It better be or your dead!” Yondu’s anger starts to get the best of him as he begins to threaten me. “Here’s your next target,” he hands me some papers of the next person that I will have to add to my hit list. “Someone from Stark’s place, I’ve had her on my radar and she seems to be getting closer and closer to becoming a big threat.” I flip the pages open to see a picture of the girl I bumped into this morning. Dang, I totally was gonna ask her out too.
“I’ll start right away.” I’m totally gonna have to think this through. “See you later Yondu.”
“Tell us when you’ve got her.”
“Oh trust me I will.”
Y/N L/N, used to intern for Bruce Banner. H/C hair, E/C eyes, (Height).
Lives 5 blocks away from Stark Industries at Pym Apartments owned by Hank Pym and daughter Hope Van Dyne.
Graduated from Stanford University with a degree in Crime solving.
This is going to be tougher than I thought.
Y/N POV
I set my alarm last night to the exact time that I had woken up the past day. I know that if I do my morning routine exactly like I did yesterday I just might cross paths with the man I ran into the other day. My alarm blares and I slowly get up and think about what I’m doing. Is it really worth waking up this early again? Yes! What am I thinking?! I have a job to do! The adrenaline rush of remembering why I chose to wake up early gets me jolting out of bed.
“Okay, so first 5 minutes getting dressed, then use the bathroom and do my hair and deodorant, eat in 4 minutes, back to bathroom to brush teeth, scroll through Tumblr for 3 minutes, leave for work.” I repeat my exact steps of what I did yesterday and start to get my clothes on for the day. Nothing new, jeans, no show Vans socks, my shirt I wore last night covered by a plain black sweatshirt. My alarm then goes off telling me that my five minutes to get dressed have finished. Time for the bathroom! Sliding over I use the bathroom and braid my hair into two braids. “Time for food.” I run to the fridge and start to eat leftover pizza from last night. Hey, it’s pizza time anytime. Now brushing my teeth and my quick scroll through Tumblr. After finishing the final steps of my morning routine I head on out into the streets.
“Hey coffee savior!” Bingo, this guy just walked right into my trap.
“Oh hi again!” I try my best to sound just like a normal person on the streets. “No one trying to ruin your coffee this morning?” He just laughs at my joke and can’t help but admire his laugh and sense of humor from the nickname coffee savior.
“Thank goodness no one’s ruined it, yet.” He does a long pause between ‘it’ and ‘yet’. “I really wanted to make it up to you sometime, dinner maybe? Unless you don’t want to, that’s totally fine!” He smirks at me and I just shake my head yes.
“Food sounds great!”
As a month passed by Peter and I had gone on several ‘dates’ but never really called us official. It was like a cool friend to have that was really attractive. Like my goodness this man is just too much. We both agreed to have dinner at his house tonight. I also had recently found some more information about the ravengers and plan on turning Peter in. No matter how attractive this man is, I have a job to do. Getting ready I put on a nicer outfit, put my hair into a tight bun, and tuck my pistol into my case.
“Let’s get this over with.” I sigh realizing how this case has been messing with my head. One minute I’m having fun with my friend the next I look up more about his horrific past. Pushing through it I go to my car and drive it over to Peter’s house.
3rd person POV
“Y/N! Beautiful as always.” Peter opened the door wearing a footloose tee shirt, a blazer, and a pair of black pants as he played his eyes upon the women he had been going on several dates with.
“Footloose tee shirt, nice!” Y/N shot him a smile as they headed off to eat some pizza Peter has bought from a nearby store. The two silently ate the pizza as they awkwardly stared into each others eyes.
“Oh I almost forget something!” Peter gasped as he turned around looking for something as Y/N replied that she had something two. The two both came up with pistols pointed at each other.
“So, you’ve been doing your research?” She responded to the action as Peter quickly responded back.
“Same with you darling!” He smirked looking her up and down. “Shame it has to be this way, I would’ve loved to be more than friends.”
“I’ll give you three seconds to tell me who else is in the ravengers before I pull the trigger.” Y/N’s demeanor was calm and tone of voice assertive. Peter just quietly put down his gun and walked over to the girl who he knew had figured out his story from day one. He knew that he couldn’t take it any longer.
“One,” He came a step closer. “Two,” He took another step taking the pistol out of her hands placing it on the table next to his.
“Three.” Peter finished the counting as he took her face in his hands and gently placed his lips upon hers. It was a very small kiss but was still very impactful as the two looked at each other wondering what to do with their situations. “We can have some Batman Joker thing, always on the run from one another?”
“I would’ve used Jean Valjean and Javert but a little game of cat and mouse could work.” Looking into his eyes they both put their foreheads against each others.
“Catch me if you can Y/N.”
yyehsodbis I vote for tonyy skkks
We got 1 for Tony!!
Oh okay. Thank you. I kinda thought that but didn't want to assume. My vote is for dorito man, Steve if you don't mind.
Your welcome! We have 1 for dorito man! For the sake of spamming my blog with votes (unless wanted to keep track of the votes yourself, let me know) then I will only post the first vote for the interest!