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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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@ebbnflow
baby can’t see shit.
"cunt" and "captain cunt"
date of creation: July 14th 2021 objectively the best way to view these two
you wouldn't last a day in the asylum where they raised me
ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity
most notable times of being hit on by customers:
guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them
old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that
cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out
older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it
dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”
military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat
most notable time a customer did not ask me out:
a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”
man left without meaningful tasks for a week seen walking around with a notepad to critically assess all the wall-ceiling angles in his home with genuine contempt
absolutely fucked
official fucked up wall post
means a lot
Feeling like a sims 1 sim.
we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow
what’s that noise.
sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other
i’m going to check
the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….
wheres seasons greasons
its that time of year again
It doesn’t have to be
its not optional
we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
You'd unfollow me for my pitcher plant pussy post? After the beautiful night we shared???
WASNT A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT. PESIS IS GONE.
No chel has longer hair
and wehhat ly is just a bal
Well said
The only realistic gay/straight interaction
Why are you, as a girl, wearing panties? So another girl can comment on how cute they are when she takes your pants off?
Why are you, as a girl, not wearing panties? So another girl can flip up your skirt and take you at a moment's notice?