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Kamy Ray. Dabbles in being the life of the party. "Call her Lebron Kames cause she's a balla." One time someone farted loudly and I said "Bless You" without thinking oop

[dustinsohn-deactivated20230105]

death valley at night

[queen-ofsleepparalysis]

STOPPPPPPPPPP IM CRYING

[throwbackblr]

[ruinedchildhood]

Incredibles 2 (2018)

[ryantherabbot]

Okay so no one wants to talk about why the baby has red hair and blue eyes????????????????????!1

[fuckitting-deactivated20201211]

Maybe because his mom has red hair and his dad has blue eyes??dont you dare disgrace elastigirl with that fuckery

[hewhoplayswithfire]

It took me a moment to realize that you weren’t suggesting that Syndrome is actually Jack-Jack from the future or some shit

[aanakin]

“I’m the only cast member who had their own unique experience of that franchise based on their race. Let’s just leave it like that. It makes you angry with a process like that. It makes you much more militant; it changes you. Because you realise, ‘I got given this opportunity but I’m in an industry that wasn’t even ready for me.’ Nobody else in the cast had people saying they were going to boycott the movie because [they were in it]. Nobody else had the uproar and death threats sent to their Instagram DMs and social media, saying, ‘Black this and black that and you shouldn’t be a Stormtrooper.’ Nobody else had that experience. But yet people are surprised that I’m this way. That’s my frustration.”

JOHN BOYEGA for British GQ (October 2020)

[boredpanda]

How Your Job Changes Over Time (1st Day Vs 101st Day)

[spacemancharisma]

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

[toadscools]

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

[spacemancharisma]

you know................. like bf...............

[saintdri]

L I Q U I D S 

★Insp★

[elysiumnox]

Sad Boi Club ™ 

Or is it the Daddy Issues Club? Redemption Squad?! Angst Club? Hot Tempered Boys? HOT Boys?!!

I’m gonna be really honest and say I just wanted my faves all in the same place and this was 100% a self indulgent drawing lmao   

Close ups; Zuko // Kylo // Draco

[1617]

ur joke wasn’t funny but i’ll laugh anyway bc i am in love with you

[cheshirelibrary]

Sometimes classics can be improved upon.

The Tree Who Set Healthy Boundaries : an alternate ending for Shel Silverstein’s The Giving Tree by Topher Payne 💯🌳❤️

https://www.topherpayne.com/giving-tree?

[pigcatapult]

I’d always hated The Giving Tree as a kid, but I never realized how much I needed this alternate ending until just now.

[quantummindclassicalheart]

He redid Rainbow Fish too:

https://www.topherpayne.com/rainbow-fish

[id: the cover of the book The Rainbow Fish, except it has been retitled “The Rainbow Fish Keeps His Scales: An alternate ending to the book by Marcus Pfister.” In the center of the cover, there is a blue fish covered in a number of colorful and glittering scales, and a speech bubble reads “I won’t diminish myself for the comfort of others.”]

[elodieunderglass]

My elder child is fair-minded and reasonable, and I would like to respect that way of being, so that they can bring that into a future that will truly need it. So I edited the oral version of Goldilocks that I tell them most nights.

At the end of the story, Goldilocks sincerely apologises for invading their house (and breaking the chair, Mummy) and explains that she was lost, and being young and still learning, was still unclear on notions of personal property. The bears accept the apology, briskly discuss some more acceptable scenarios to solve this problem in the future, and Daddy Bear drives her home (in his CAR MUMMY!) In his car, while Mama Bear fixes the little broken chair

(MUMMY)

- fixes the little broken WOODEN chair -

(yes mummy)

- with baby bear to help -

(They can fix a WOODEN chair, Mummy)

- which is possible, yes, because it was made of wood and wooden things can be fixed.

(AND THE PORRIDGE)

And then they made a big bowl of new porridge for Baby Bear to eat, because his bowl had been eaten up and little ones need their breakfast.

(And Daddy Bear came back and tidied up the house.)

Yes.

I like to recognize that when I was a child, I was also VERY CONCERNED about whether the poor victims of various stories got their breakfast, and how very unimpressed I was by hurtful narratives that hurt me “because that’s how things are.” So i give this to my kid, and you should hear them argue with people who tell Goldilocks wrong.

[metalphantomon]

please watch this unedited clip from the digimon movie

[thebraceletgirlsdeservedbetter]

this is realistic this is what kids are actually like

[cassandracalin]

‘90s and ‘00s movie makeovers in summary.

[drovie]

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

[drovie]

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

[afkland]

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

[drovie]

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

[stydixa]

I love that you get cold when it’s 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible. When Harry Met Sally (1989) Dir. Rob Reiner

[burritosandpeppermint]

[meulininthetrenches]

Some people theorize that one extra factor that made the Titanic sink was added weight from loads and loads of time-travelers attempting to prevent it from sinking.

[tardis-mind-palace]

#how to paradox

[cassandracalin]

New comic about having to work.

Read here

[ennunanaiurov]

I don’t know what this is… I just felt like drawing :’D