“I know God makes no mistake. But he must have been drunk when he made Gertrude’s personality.”
“Well, books can’t fly and neither can babies.”
“Is it even more funny if I tell you it came from the front?”
“How are you eating right now?”
“Try saying no to these salty parabolas.”
“Ain’t no bitches going to hunt no ghosts.”
“Oh my gosh, did you hear that thing? It might be a ghost…no it is a bird.”
“You want to use the bathroom? There is a perfectly good bathroom upstairs at Starbucks.”
“It is not about the end result, it is about the journey.”
“I thought the floating hot dog implied a ghost was holding it.”
“An aquarium is a submarine for fish.”
“I don’t have a cat. I have a dog named Mike Hat.”
“Whatever they are no one should have to encounter that type of evil. Except your girls.”
“I am joining the club.”
“I can borrow a car from my uncle.”
“Stonebrook theater. There is a goat on the loose.”
“This music is so terrible it is making him angry. Play something gentle!”
“Charge the lights. Create the vortex. Break the variables.”
“Why are you pretending to catch ghosts?”
“That man went through the wrong door.”
“If it is a crime to look good, guilty as charged!”
“If the cat is out of the bag, you can’t put it back in.”
“Please don’t be like the mayor in Jaws.”
“I don’t drive to Chinatown.”
“I don’t drive wackos.”
“I ain’t ‘fraid of no ghosts!”
“Who is the flying beef cake?”
“I feel like the slime is after me personally.”
“Forgot about my new toys.”
“I guess he’s going to Queens - he’s going to be the third scariest thing on that train.”
“Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?”
“It’s 2040. Our president is a plant!”
“You guys, this is exactly how I pictured my death!”
“Sorry. I can’t buy you another one.”
“That’s where I saw that weird sparking thing.”
“Do you have any idea how many federal regulations you are breaking on a daily basis?”
“Okay, room full of nightmares.”
“Whoa, nobody called for a Clark Kent strippergram!”
“I’ve heard terrible things about you.”
“Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world’s tiniest bowtie?”
“It’s really easy sit there and be the naysayer when you don’t actually do anything.”
“Safety lights are for dudes.”
“Okay, but we’re talking about relocating. No one’s being killed here. Right?”
“I’m just gonna go ahead and take off. How about that?”
“Come out, come out, wherever you are…”
“Booyah! Emphasis on the boo.”
“Is it the boobs you don’t like? Because I can make them… bigger.”
“Okay, I don’t know if it was a race thing or a lady thing, but I’m mad as hell.”
“Charge the lines, create the vortex, break the barriers.”
“I’m not good in a fight.”
“It’s on books on tape, too. Only, I know how to read.”
“Well, that thing is having the time of its life.”
“The hat is too much, right? Is it the wig or the hat?”
“I will kick the unliving crap out of you, and you, and ESPECIALLY you!”
“That stuff went everywhere, by the way. In every crack.”
“Oh my god, you killed a pilgrim!”
“I would have used aluminum but I’m crazy.”
“I’m smelling both electrical discharge and isotopic decay.”
“It smells like burnt baloney and regrets down here.”
“We just gave a ghost a nuke, we should probably run.”
“I’m just looking for a reasonable ratio of wontons to soup, this is madness!”
“I’m sorry you’re having a soup crisis.”
“It’s always the sad, pale ones.”
“We like him, despite his many, many frustrating quirks!”
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