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if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat
Fart wife?
You say something really weird to the headless horseman and in response he just stares at you fully maintaining eye contact as he grabs a second pumpkin out of one of his saddlebags and carves a confused/mildly offended face onto it and then replaces the first pumpkin head that's been staring at you the whole time with it
I got inspired
Sabine: "Ezra, the armor I wear is five hundred years old. I reforged it to my liking, but the battles, the history, the blood all lives within it. And the same goes for every Mandalorian." Me: okay so moral of the story is Cal Kestis is not allowed to touch anything Mandalorian ever.
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I feel a sliver of sun on my skin and get the urge to tell anyone and everyone that I love them
spoke deeply to me.
Terzo walked so he could run
Slay, Perpertua, slaaaaaaaay
I am totally fine if Terzo comes back. I am totally cool if Secondo comes back. I am totally fine if Tillsammans Fåglar shows up with a new OC who wears rolle skates and tiny bedazzled short-shorts that say HAIL SATAN on the ass. I'm fine if Primo resurrects for just long enough to kick someone in the nuts and die again. I'm fine if it's a mecha-Papa assembled from the horniest and most satanic parts of Primo, Secondo, and Terzo. I'm fine if it's a cat just like the fucking UIA cat doing mad rotations in a pope hat. I'm fine if the next album is completely in Swedish. I literally do not give a fuck. Tobias could release a cover of S Club 7's 'Bring It All Back To You' and then retire forever and I'd be like 'perfectly understandable, your mind, go off king.'
saw ones of slipknot and metallica. had to make a ghost one :^)
do u ever miss your own energy. like damn what happened to me
As a ukrainian I ADORE our culture and traditional clothing. Here is my take on designing a modernised versions of ukrainian national costumes from different regions of my beloved country ❤
Ferb’s birthday is on February 29th (leap year day).
“the three songs” ask set
1. three songs that come up when you put your phone on shuffle
2. three last songs you listened to
3. three songs you were recently obsessed with
4. three songs that you know thanks to your parents
5. three songs you wish you could forget (because listening to them hurts)
6. three songs you wish you could erase from history (because they’re terrible)
7. three songs you didn’t expect to like but eventually loved
8. three songs that remind you most of summer and vacation
9. three songs that get you in the Christmas Mood
10. three favourite Halloween/spooky songs
11. three favourite songs from movie or TV series soundtrack
12. three favourite songs from video games
13. three songs you want at your funeral
14. three songs you want at your wedding
15. three songs you want to dance with your love to
16. three favourite songs for sex
17. three songs that remind you of your crush
18. three songs that remind you of your best friend
19. three songs that are your guilty pleasure
20. three songs that remind you of the person who sends this one
21. three songs of your childhood
22. three songs you listen to when you’re sad
23. three songs that never fail to get you pumped up
24. three favourite old songs
25. three favourite songs of 2017
26. three favourite non-English songs
27. three songs that you sing while drunk
28. three best songs to get drunk or high to
29. three songs that influenced you most (some songs change or save lives)
30. three songs you really want your followers to know (for reasons other than all those above)
Antisemitic Statements, Beliefs, and Microaggressions
I see many antisemitic comments on Tumblr, and it occurred to me that maybe non-Jews just don’t realize they’re being antisemitic. So I decided to make a list of antisemitic beliefs, statements, and microaggressions for your future reference. (Feel free to add any I might have missed.)
Jews control the media/government/banks/world.
All Jews are rich.
Jews have a disproportionate amount of wealth/power.
Antisemitism is no longer an issue/doesn’t exist.
Jews are not oppressed.
Jews are greedy/selfish.
Jews only care about themselves.
Jews make everything about themselves.
Jews are disloyal to [the country they live in].
Jews are not trustworthy.
The Holocaust wasn’t that bad.
Jews are milking the Holocaust for their own gain.
Jews need to stop talking about the Holocaust.
The Holocaust was a white-on-white genocide.
People only care about the Holocaust because the victims were white.
Jews caused the Holocaust.
Jews made the Holocaust up.
Jews caused [insert terrible event].
Jewish women are [insert negative trait].
Jewish men are [insert negative trait].
All Jews are [insert negative trait].
[White] Jews aren’t the real Jews.
Jews descend from Khazar converts.
Jews are racist because they only marry other Jews.
[Any statement comparing Jews to Hitler or Nazis.]
Jews are doing to others what Hitler did to them.
Jews only care about the Holocaust and not other genocides.
[Comparing the Star of David to the Nazi Swastika.]
[Asking any Jew you meet what their stance on Israel is.]
[Justifying antisemitic violence against Zionist Jews.]
Jews are going to get what they deserve.
Antisemitism isn’t a problem because Israel exists.
[Blaming all Jews for the actions of Israel.]
[Blaming all Jews for the actions of one Jewish person.]
Jews think they’re better than everyone else.
Hitler should’ve finished the job.
Hitler was right/no wonder Hitler wanted to kill Jews.
Jews have been kicked out of every place they’ve lived and they don’t think it’s their fault.
No wonder everyone hates Jews.
If Jews didn’t act [a certain way] no one would hate them.
Rabbis are rapists/molest baby boys.
I would never date/marry/have sex with a Jew.
You don’t look Jewish.
You look really Jewish.
If you [altered stereotypical features in any way] you would be so much prettier.
Jews use the blood of non-Jewish children or animals.
Jews killed Jesus.
Jews are poisoning white society.
Jews complain too much.
[Erasure of Jewish ethnic groups.]
[Erasure of Jewish history.]
[Mocking Jewish traditions or culture.]
[Calling for the deaths of Jews or another Jewish genocide.]
Jews assimilated into white culture so they could gain privilege.
[Identity policing Jews.]
Jews steal culture and land.
Jews owned slaves/participated in the slave trade.
Jews need Jesus.
Jews are going to hell [unless they accept Jesus as the messiah/convert to Christianity].
Judaism is just Christianity without Christ.
[Dressing up as a Jewish person.]
[Doing a “Jewish voice”.]
[Categorizing Jews as ”Good Jew” or “Bad Jew”.]
[Saying something isn’t antisemitic when you aren’t Jewish.]
[Trying to redefine the word antisemitism.]
[Comparing another tragic event to the Holocaust.]
Reblog this all over the SJW space!!! They need this the most
Europeans/White Jews stole Judaism from people of color
The phrase Judeo-Christian
The amount of hate crimes against Jews is over-exaggerated
Non-Jews saying “you can’t be Jewish if you do(n’t) _____”
The Jewish American Princess stereotype
Jews are rich therefore they can’t be oppressed
“Bernie Sanders upholds white supremacy”
Implicating Jews in white supremacy
The idea that antisemitism started and stopped with the Nazis
“Donald Trump is just like Hitler”
-“femnazi”
-being really concerned about the state of a Jewish mans genitals
-calling any Jewish practice “backwards” or “outdated”
if you follow me and are not Jewish please read this!!!!!!! it’s v important
-all Jews are Landlords
- Jews must have done something wrong to face so much persecution
- insert Jewish person said that it wasn’t antisemitic (in response to another jew calling out antisemitism
trying to tell jewish zionists that ‘they don’t know what real zionism is’
trying to explain a jewish word to jews in general
calling american jews ‘genociders’
making lists of what YOU think jews should behave like
discrediting ashkenazi jews
making statements about others being displaced but being complacent if jews happen to be as well
asking rude and insensitive questions to ‘prove someone is jewish’
Every single one of these i never thought about until they happened to me. The people in everyone’s comments saying these are ridiculous are really calling themselves out fr…
petition for a doctor who episode where the doctor travels back in time to meet arthur conan doyle and accidentally happens to mention how popular sherlock holmes is even 130 years later and poor acd almost breaks down crying
“Doctor before you leave…just tell me one thing.” “What’s that?” “My books, the Sherlock Holmes books…do they die out?” “No, Arthur. People love them. They carry on for hundreds of years.” “Damnit. God damnit. Fuck.“
It’s exactly the same as the ending of the vincent van gough episode except instead of being happy he just loses it
Twilight was really on to something. Maybe I do want to just kind of be myself and exist and have that be enough for a lame emo vampire to fall head over heels in love with me and become so feverishly obsessed he devotes his immortal life to me. I deserve it.